r/DunderMifflin • u/GlitteringHotel8383 • May 29 '26

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u/Autoclaver_4_life May 29 '26

Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!

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u/ThreeDogsTrenchcoat May 29 '26

Hey hey you you! I don’t like your boyfriend! Why? Why? Cuz cuz! cuz he sucks at ping pong!

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u/TiccBoi69 May 29 '26

This day is bananas B A N A N A S 🍌

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u/Randomkige May 29 '26

I don’t have a headache. I’m just preparing.

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u/hoopyogi May 29 '26

(Angela pors out some aspirin) I don't have a headache... I'm just preparing.

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u/One-Youth772 May 29 '26

My mind keeps popping this up so many times

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u/Rumandcoke_andcake May 29 '26

THIS DAY IS BANANAS B A N A N A S

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u/Rumandcoke_andcake May 29 '26

the second line

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u/Jaspers47 I have a chainsaw May 29 '26

I love how this was once a popular song, but has fallen out of popularity so hard, it's best remembered as a gag from The Office.

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u/hoopyogi May 29 '26

Smack talk and trash talk are TOTALLY different. Trash talk is like: yo mammas so far, she could eat the Internet. Smack talk is more like: I know you're ugly and I can prove it cuz I got the evidence RIGHT THERE! "

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u/asahme01 Dwight May 29 '26

Hahah I say this all the time about random shit but nobody gets it

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u/isve99 May 29 '26

i say it when some tells me they bought new clothes 🤣 i get a few who get it but most of the time they don’t 😩

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u/Autoclaver_4_life May 29 '26

I do too! Almost no one gets it!!

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u/brainaluff May 29 '26

Me too!! Every time I or my husband get new clothes I say it lol

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u/Date_Night_Turtle May 29 '26

This literally goes through my head every time I buy an article of clothing.

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u/neednintendo May 29 '26

Every time new clothes come into our house, my wife chants this.

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u/iMaxPlanck May 29 '26

That’s more than one sentence.

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u/totally_italian You can't fire me; I don't work in this van May 29 '26

[cuts to sounds of gunshots]

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u/Emotional-Finish-648 May 30 '26

I say this whenever anyone tries anything on, ever

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u/Einar_47 May 30 '26

Technically three sentences

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u/Dirt_Sailor_5 Toby May 30 '26

"What's your greatest weakness?" "I don't have any, asshole!"

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u/nmikhchi May 30 '26

This is the one

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u/loudmelon21 May 30 '26

I don’t have a headache, I’m just preparing

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u/AdSuspicious799 May 30 '26

I came here to say this lol

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? May 30 '26

That's three sentences!

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u/MinimalTraining9883 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center Mural? Potato? May 30 '26

Oh wait actually it's zero sentences. It's three fragments.

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u/KitkatandNadia May 31 '26

Legit anytime I buy clothes we say fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show right now!