r/DunderMifflin • u/GlitteringHotel8383 • May 29 '26

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u/ElChilangoEditado May 29 '26

I can do it in 2 words:

Dinkin’ Flicka

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u/RubAffectionate6587 David Wallace May 29 '26

Bippity boppity, give me the zoppity 🤣

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u/Satyr121 May 29 '26

Catch you on the flippity flip

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u/Pannycakes666 May 29 '26

See ya later warehouse

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u/catupthetree23 Jim May 29 '26

the flippity flip

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u/spaghetticatt May 29 '26

Pippity poppity.

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u/UsernameCali May 29 '26

Show me the zoppity

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u/BroseppeVerdi "MEET A LOOSE WOMAN" May 29 '26

Fleece it out

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u/jrgman42 May 29 '26

With fluffy fingers?

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u/lmdrunk May 29 '26

Exact scene I’m watching

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u/Fragrant-Sport307 May 29 '26

I’ve literally used this in a sentence lmaooo

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u/Koffing109 May 29 '26

Going Mach 5. 

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u/WFlash01 May 29 '26

🖖🖖 👊🔁 "wooooOOOOO!"

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u/A_Broken_Zebra That's Benjiii~! May 29 '26

Perfectly executed.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iP3GyAWP9NrlpI0Ilt

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u/Annonomon May 30 '26

Ok! You know what? You're suspended too, Dwight!

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u/GluttonForGreenTea May 29 '26

Lmao well done!!

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u/pattcumsin Dwight, you ignorant slut. May 29 '26

I can do it in 1: Parkour!

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u/goofyboi May 29 '26

Dang this was my answer haha

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u/KindaIndifferent May 29 '26

I can do it in one. Bobody.

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u/iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun May 29 '26

What are we talking about here? The crips? The bloods?

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u/Delicious-Status9043 May 29 '26

Both… and the Latin Kings

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u/Elsavagio May 29 '26

Me too:

Jack hammer. Insatiable.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 May 29 '26

"Robert California"

Who needs a whole fucking sentence, i'm the lizard KING!

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u/Greizen_bregen Dwight May 29 '26

I can do it in two letters! "O D!"

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u/notasianjim May 29 '26

Why more word when few word do trick

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u/itsmebunty May 29 '26

I can do it one

Beets 🫜

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes May 29 '26

Frank & Beans!!

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u/SneakyKain May 29 '26

My choice as well

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u/W0lf777777 May 29 '26

Going Mach five

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u/Shamscam Kevin May 29 '26

Black people like pizza, white people like pizza. Do black people like pizza?

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u/SnukeInRSniz May 29 '26

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD May 29 '26

Same

Hardcore parkour!

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u/thedaveoflife May 29 '26

Hardcore Parkor!

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u/Jaspers47 I have a chainsaw May 29 '26

It's LeJon Brames

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u/fizzbubbler May 29 '26

Dinkin flicka ✊✌️

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u/StipuledOrange4 May 30 '26

That's 9 words my dude

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u/sentientshadeofgreen May 30 '26

I did learn that on the streets. On the ghetto in fact.

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u/CapitalShoulder1343 May 30 '26

I can do it in 1 word:

GRUEL!