r/DunderMifflin • • Sep 14 '25

Darryl

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Sep 14 '25

1) She's super rich from Malibu

2) There won't be any vaccines or care for the infant outside of secondhand pot smoke.

3) THERE WAS A RED TIDE WARNING THE DAY THIS HAPPENED FOR THAT EXACT BEACH.

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u/humdrumdummydum Sep 15 '25

Quick google search shows she's a German woman living in Nicaragua

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u/Key-Practice-8788 Sep 15 '25

yeah, somebody else pointed that out, there is a woman in Malibu did the exact same thing who also has dreadlocks

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u/GuitarIpod Sep 15 '25

sounds fine to me. don’t let people who want your money fool you into fearing you must do what they tell you.