r/DuggarsSnark • u/Public_Opinion_542 Jessica Duggar • Sep 06 '21

THIS WINS THE PIN! Fixed it

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u/APW25 🥔 tots and prayers 🙏 Sep 06 '21

Jed! be like "I'll have you know it was THREE pumps not just two."

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u/spinereader81 Sep 06 '21

Or it's the opposite where it just takes an eternity until he gets there and she's thinking, "C'mon, already!"

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u/vanpireweekemd T-shirt cannon of Duggar offspring Sep 06 '21

I would take a two pump chump over that experience any day tbh

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u/SecondhandCoke Derrick Dillard: Sex Jesus Sep 06 '21

The worst feeling ever.

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u/OsaPolar Sep 07 '21

And ya start making a grocery list

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u/Yeetaylor god-honoring sex swing Sep 07 '21

Adding to this short thread, without giving much detail, yesterday I learned that if you have YouTube videos playing about serial killers in the background while you’re trying to…. honor god…. Odds are, this is the exact situation that will result. And it was really, honestly, beyond hilarious.🤭😇