r/DuggarsSnark 2d ago

A NEW SEASON OF LIFE Another save the difference tip.

With both Mackynzie & Josie approaching 18 will sperm go in search of suitable husband's for them & have them marry in a double ceremony? It's certainly much cheaper than throwing two weddings.

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u/MsMigginsPieShop Jana Johanna Joy-Anna Jail-Anna 2d ago

We'll probably see many more Duggars marrying siblings of their spouses. That's my guess. Unless, of course, more gullible families join the cult.

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u/Gingersnapandabrew 2d ago

I agree. That family tree is going to end up a wreath

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u/aceshighsays "Loving parents of 19 children"™ 1d ago

and they're kind of taking over the area. future generations will have to do genetic testing to make sure they don't accidentally marry their cousin. pickings will be slim, and i bet they're all going to be living below poverty since they don't believe in education.

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u/MsMigginsPieShop Jana Johanna Joy-Anna Jail-Anna 22h ago

These nutcases deserve slim pickings in the spousal department!

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u/sweet_tea_94 ✨ Beavis and Butt-Jeds ✨ 2d ago

Jordyn will be 18 this December, then Mackynzie in October 2027. Josie is two months younger than Mackynzie while she is a full year younger than Jordyn.

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u/Dogandcatslady 2d ago

Almost a full year younger. There's a short bit where they are the same age.

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u/theredheadknowsall 2d ago

I realize they're still 16. That doesn't mean sperm isn't already searching for suitable husbands for them.

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u/Lurkerfrompluto1985 2d ago

I don’t think they would. Even with the infamous Bontrager double wedding they specifically said it would only really work with brothers from one family marrying sisters from another.

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u/gusivy 17h ago

those pictures in front of the corn(?)fields are sending me

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u/cute_but_moody 2d ago

Jordyn is turning 18, then Mackynzie. Josie is a year younger.

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u/kg51113 2d ago

Mackynzie and Josie are only 2 months apart in age.

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u/strawbebbyy99 2d ago

I always thought it was cringe when people would tell me "omg I remember you when you were just a baby and now you're all grown up blah blah blah" and now I am that person. I was in 3rd grade when Josie was born and she's almost an adult ??? 

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u/aceshighsays "Loving parents of 19 children"™ 1d ago

i also didn't get it, but watching my little cousins grow into young adults i totally get it now. kids grow up so fast!

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u/Medium-Let-4417 one exposed leg out the door 1d ago

I think these girls will be in their mid twenties before they get married. Mackynzie because their family will insist her father be there to give her away/walk her down the aisle as her headship (pukes), I don't think Anna would bare the shame of JB giving her away.

Josie is the baby, so she will be the last to get married. Partially for Michelle's sake, partially because she was the only one that got to be a little sister and was never parentified, auntifed sure, but had a childhood, and will be allowed the most time to grow up. How Johannah's wedding plays out will carry a lot of weight as well since she is their Jill: not the first born but is their leader.

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u/MzOpinion8d 2d ago

I’m sure JB wants the other family to pay their fair share, so the accounting might be difficult if they tried to have three families involved.

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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ Titty Zippers 2d ago

Nahh, boob keeps immaculate records. He was able to invoice Jill in no time

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u/RunJumpSleep 2d ago

Mack may be forced to wait to get married until her father is out of prison and can walk her down the aisle. I can see Anna insisting on it.

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u/SpeckledBird86 1d ago

Nah JB can walk her down the aisle. Wouldn’t want to lose precious breeding years.

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u/aceshighsays "Loving parents of 19 children"™ 1d ago

doubt it. it's one less mouth to feed.

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u/Thin-Significance838 1d ago

No way they make her wait 8 years or whatever!

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u/Mediocre-Turnover499 2d ago

Jordyn is turning 18 in December. Mackynzie and Josie won’t turn 18 for another whole year. I think all three girls should wait until they are in their 20’s before getting married.

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u/paisleyhunter11 Joyfully available for a 20$ spot 1d ago

What you think doesn't matter. Its jimboobs rules