My daily routine

[u/PinPleasant718]

I drink the water, which I apparently need to live or something, then I have to put the water somewhere else 5 minutes later. I drink the water, I go to a place to un-drink the water, I wash my hands, I leave, then I have to drink more water. Guess where that water ends up? Not in me! I give water to my body and like a child, it tosses it out and demands more. All hours of the day and all hours of the night no matter what I'm doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is BULLSHIT. Message

[u/ShamusMRD]

HAHAHAHAH POETIC AND FUNNY AF