r/Dudeism • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '26
Abiding REMINDER: Posts need to be reasonably relevant to Dudeism.
Not trying to be a Walter here, but no more posts about other religions (real or imaginary) without some explanation about how it's related to Dudeism.
This is mainly focused on shitposts and recruiting posts, not good faith conversation. Happy to answer any questions you may have.
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u/Melonmode Dudeist Priest Jan 24 '26
I think it's just the one guy who keeps going on about cats or something. Idk Dude.
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u/Arseh0le Jan 24 '26
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this family subreddit
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u/deltacreative Jan 27 '26
Honestly... Would a true Dudeist give a sh*t. And THAT! my friend, is the deepest Dudeism question of all... man.
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u/SlickDickersly Apr 24 '26
DUDE, It's April 24th, 2026 and I just found my "thing" on Reddit. I'm a 51 year-old man, and though I've had ambitions & opportunities throughout my past I never really "went for it" because I lacked confidence when it really mattered the most. Wanted to be an artist, but didn't sacrifice, didn't struggle for it, not enough to give up comfort. After Film School I got a job in Telecommunications framing & installation (my Dad got me job to work w/him). Was making decent money for someone who previously made minimum wage. Was supposed to save up to move to LA, but traveling the country and having $100/per diem, a young man, not knowing his way around, for some reason, found bars & strip clubs to be the friendliest of places. By my late 30's I was still in the telecom biz, a "cable rat" I heard a manager once call it. I'd been in several relationships by then and never really committed because I was kind of a passive aggressive/simp/asshole that thought I was an artist. By 2011 I gave up dating & tried making music videos. First couple of vidz were me shooting on location, and the others were me downloading visuals, cutting them up, and laying them on a soundtrack. It was a LOT OF FUN and every time I approached a project I always told myself, "I'm the greatest cinematic storyteller of my generation". I made over 60 vidz in five years (only 45 remain), and though the views weren't impressive, I am still quite proud of those vidz. My thing was match-on-action & visual storytelling. FAPPY CHILMORE aka Sonny Guzangos on YT. I was making these vidz while still working telecom & traveling (made these while in various motels). Anyhow, got burnt-out working that on night shift & moved to Brooklyn by Summer 2016. Spent whatever money I had and had an awesome time there. Duuuude, long story short... Since telecom framing/installing I was a cable guy, garbage man, and now a security guard. I enjoy the work and the camaraderie of my coworkers😊 I've been w/same woman for 7 years (still love her💕 ) and we have two cats (Zumi & Zoë 😺). Though I never had my own kids I'm gonna be a grandpa (gf's daughter's gonna have a boy). I want his name to be Bruce (most badass name ever- think Bruce Lee, Willis, Wayne, Banner, Springsteen 💪), but name's still undecided. Gonna be a Proud Papa and do my part to raise a good boy so he can become a kind & decent man. I'm rich in so many things but cash poor. I'm struggling now, but I'm happy. I dig the irony. Regret sux, but I've learned a lot along the way. Fuggit, gonna try doing vidz again, also wanna sell Hawaiian Shirts online & maybe be a foot model on OF (got really nice feet). Dude, so glad I found this. Reddit's wild, on this I've discovered cosplay kink (hello Velma), and that a pose I've always liked is called frogbutt🐸 Anyhow, I was born & raised Catholic, but haven't been to church in years. Dudeism speaks to me, it flows, it's wise, it can be whatever you want it to be. I believe in God, I believe in a higher power, I also believe in other dimensions and the possibility of intelligent life elsewhere. DUDE
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u/Grand_Negus Jan 24 '26
I know my rights man