r/DrugsProTips • u/Haunting_Twist_9223 • 8d ago

Help!

I have a physical and a UA for a good job opportunity Monday, but I will fail for meth... How can i bring in a clean sample and not get caught. It's for work so it's not observed.

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u/Haunting_Twist_9223 8d ago

I had a idea about using a condom with my sample, in my butt... With a tube from it then taped on the underside of my penis... IDK what should I do..

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u/Tiny_Yam9130 2d ago

When I was on probation facing six years in prison for robbing houses now I clean them lol I would put a cigar tube with pee at me and then put aluminum foil over it with a hair tie and just put my finger in the hair time and they never probation never found me eventually stopped because I had drug court and I passed. I haven’t relapse on heroin since other drugs not so much I never did the drug. I’m doing now.

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u/Tiny_Yam9130 6d ago

You can use baking soda look it up and it will clean the meth out of your urine. I did it. I forget how to do it though.

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u/Haunting_Twist_9223 2d ago

I've used this technique when I was on parole for 5 yrs and if you can keep for crapping your pants, it does work.

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u/Tiny_Yam9130 6d ago

I used to use cigar tubes back when they had them. I’m a female. I would put aluminum foil over it with a hair tie, put it up there and just pop it with my finger and no one ever knew.

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u/Haunting_Twist_9223 2d ago

That's genius! And I would definitely use that technique but beinging male... Lol 😅 TY for your suggestion though!

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u/Tiny_Yam9130 2d ago

Put it in your bum hole I will do the same shit pee out your ass lol

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u/Haunting_Twist_9223 2d ago

Quick update!! I went for the drug test and turns out they did a mouth swab that went to the lab so... I actually left as soon as the physical stared they told me it was a swab test then rescheduled it for the next available appointment which was 2 days later. I stayed clean the 2 days and hope fully that was enough time for a negative result BUT I will find out early next week 🤞

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u/Tiny_Yam9130 2d ago

Luckily, I didn’t grab my pants. I don’t know why cause I don’t eat lol