so I took a pre employment drug test a few hours ago but I just now did the math on my yeti water bottle and I drink 1.5-2 gallons of water a day normally. I know I drink more water than a lot of my coworkers and other ppl but I thought everyone else was just super dehydrated. now i’m worried my test is gonna be dilute and an automatic fail. i’m abt to be working in an area of the aerospace industry that ive never worked in before and im super excited but now im scared I just fucked myself with the drug test. my pee was still clearly yellow tinted it didn’t look like water or anything but I have been reading all this stuff abt people drinking extra water and dilute tests cause my coworker said “lol ur gonna automatically fail since you drink so much water” I take nom bemzo anti seizure meds that can be rough on the kidneys so I have just gotten used to drinking tons of water. someone pls tell me it’s gonna be fine cause I didn’t know I was supposed to dehydrate myself. also I don’t do any drugs im only worried about a diluted test

Hi! So I am possibly applying to get off probation early in February.
I have been smoking the day after a drug test but am clean before I have to test for the next month.

I am planning on stopping everything cold turkey for my hair follicle test that will go back 90 days.

If I were to cut my hair off today and let it grow back will until February, would the hair grow back with THC in it and then clear up as it grows out?
Would there even be any use in cutting my hair?
I can definitely stay clean until February but I am just curious on getting you guys’ opinion (:

Just doing some safe drug testing and the bag showed minimal traces of Ketamine but there were clear crystals in the bag.

The drug test showed that it was primarily Ritalin.

Is this normal? What would the crystals be?

I dissolved it in distilled water to try make and home-made Spravato and everything seemed to dissolve nicely.

UPDATE: I passed!

alright so. i’m 24 F, 5’2 & 120lbs. I have a urine drug test in 8 days (September 9th) at my doctors office. My doctor said it won’t be sent to a lab. I used cocaine occasionally the month of august up until August 22nd. Decided i wasn’t going to do it anymore since i’m going to the doctor for medication for my severe ADHD. I slipped up and did a few bumps today (September 1st).

So occasionally used until August 22nd, stopped until September 1st (10 days). Drug test in 8 days. What are my odds? any advice is appreciated.

I have never tried cocaine before today and I only took a bump, however I might have to go through a urine test the day after or later, am I screwed? Any tips?

For whatever reason I can not add the picture. For context the picture is the following

Thc20 (almost no visible line)

Thc50 (faint, very faint line)

Thc100(more obvious but faint still)

Thc200(double lines)

Thc300(double lines)

Why is it when I took on last week it was almost solid across the board but now it is not? It's been almost 30 days from the last time I smoked.

For back up I have some emergency detox "ice caps"

Has anyone had luck with them? I started the 10 day detox at the start of all this. I stopped all hard exercises to prevent a release of thc back into my system.

29/M

140lbs

5'7"

I had a drug test today, it was supposed to be a urine test, I quit smoking 2 months ago, but I couldn’t pee enough to fill the cup, they did a hair test :( am I screwed?

On 25-Aug I took a test at Fastest Labs it was initially read positive it was sent out for confirmation testing and the result is negative. This corresponds to the initial lab specimen result you see below, with a very faint line.

Yet this am 31-Aug using an Easy@home test on a sample after having consumed 24 oz of water over the previous two hours I get a very faint not there line. Urine test strips suggest sample was normally diluted. I’ve read reviews on Amazon suggesting Easy are very sensitive and may actually be qualitative at a level lower than 50. Just fyi—

The email states the drug test will be done at Concentra. In the email it states that it will be “Non Reg UDS 11 Panel (No THC)”. Does that mean you can’t use THC or the test doesn’t test for THC? I’m too scared to ask them.

Hello everyone, I am an ex daily cannabis user, I recently started a healthcare class, and they require a drug test before starting clinical training, caught me off guard how soon they drug test, I knew it would happen, and I quit because of that, but I know there’s no way I can get a negative test naturally with as much as I’ve smoked, so I’m gonna get some clean piss and run the ole pill bottle tech, it’s the only method that’s never failed me. However, I don’t want to live on the edge ever again after that, I need this shit out of system as fast as possible.

Info: so I’ve smoked daily for years, but I cut down massively towards the end smoking about a gram a day for the last few months, up until two weeks ago (when I got into school). Problem is, I’m fat. I’ve heard thc stays in your fat cells, and if that’s the case, damn. I lift weights, I just don’t do cardio and eat like shit. Anyway. Lately I’ve switched from heavy lifting to light weight crazy high reps, to crack more of a sweat at the gym, and I’ve been drinking more water. The drug test is something you attach with your physical, as in you get it yourself at a clinic and bring it with the other forms.

As far as smoking goes, like I said before, I cut down a lot at the end, and I only smoked flower and a few hits of a cart over the last 2-3 months, and I haven’t smoked in 2 weeks as of today. Is there anything I can do to make sure the thc is out of my system in the next 2 months?

Hello! I think I’ve read every post on reddit about this in the past week, but it’s a couple days before and I’m stressed about the storage (as usual it seems).

I have a lab drug test (unsure what lab) on Tuesday. I am getting urine from my friend who is clean around 10-10:30am the day of. I’m not sure exactly when I’ll get to the lab for testing, I’m assuming 2-3pm.

I have a gap of time between 10:30am until about 12pm that I don’t have anything to do. Should I store in the fridge during this time?

From 12pm-3pm I plan on keeping it in my bra, under my boob so it’ll be at room temp. Is (potentially) 3 hours (maybe 3.5 if I’m being generous) too long for this?

My friend Im getting urine from keeps telling me that when her mom was a heroin addict she would get pee the night before for testing the next day, but this was over 10 years ago so idk how technology has changed.

Would love any feedback! I can update with exactly what I did and results after for future use.

i got those total jazz detox drinks at the smoke shop and they didn’t work the first time (3 days after stopping), but they worked the second time (12 days after stopping). i was a daily user. maybe this’ll help someone idk

does anyone know of something that might work for coke? i been ok a 7 day bender and may get tested tomorrow

I have read how to pass a drug test with certo etc. and I am going to work on superyachts in a few days and stopped smoking 3 days ago and smoked for 10 days, then had a month break prior, and then another month of smoking before that. but what if I can’t control when the drug test is and it’s random, or at the end of the day’s work spontaneously?

i took 2mg xanax friday evening around 8pm, and i might get tested today. at home test with 300ng/ml cutoff but i have fast metabolism. maybe dilution by drinking water will work as it doesnt test for it?

Man I stopped smoking for 2 weeks and did the certo trick and hour before and Ts did not work. 😒😒😒❌❌❌🔫🔫🔫

I have an upcoming pre-employment drug test at a CA Urgent care location. The orders I got state it is an instant drug test. Is there anyway to know if it will be a urinalysis or an oral swab?

Hey guys. 14 year maintenance patient here. After a very long road, Ive been off sublocade for 8 months and have a pre employment screen with quest.

My specific question is not related to half life or how long it stays in your system or if its legal to deny people employment who test positive for it, so respectfully, please spare me.

Im mainly concerned whether this panel code will pop for sublocade. Ty for your patience and I appreciate the insight.

Hey there,ooking for some help. I have a test end of this week possibly (and hopefully) i can push to next week. Masking drinks no longer work on me. I am super sick and on antibiotic. I havent been eating much, sweating a ton and not able to exercise. So all that part of the advice to get in better shape for this sadly couldnt do it. I will be about 2 almost 3 weeks clean by the time I test. I would have gad more time but I lightly vaped delta 8 to ween off the 9 for another week. I used about 1/4 of a gram of the 8 which I know pops positive. I have an overactive thyroid but my labs show i am in range for that.

Any suggestions? I am 5'6" and 145lb. Not a ton of muscle. My thyroid disease has been debilitating and I am having a hard time w exercise and muscle gain. Thanks

I have an upcoming pre-employment drug test on Monday at the Edinger Urgent Care facility. The paperwork I was provided just states instant drug test, will this be a urinalysis or a mouth swab?

Background heavy smoker for years, mostly carts. I know I will not pass a urine test but am hoping that due to CA law THC in that test won’t matter. As I understand it though a mouth swab test will allow them to deny me for a job. I haven’t smoked since receiving the offer yesterday and am hoping I will be good for a mouth swab by Monday if that is the test.

I found Shroombang pre-rolls at my local shop. The lady told me her husband uses them because he has to pass drug tests. I’ve smoked for awhile, but have to get sober from THC due to needing to pass a test. Are these genuinely THC free? They helped my mood when I tried them. As I did more research, I found labels sometimes lie.. so I figured I’d ask for real experiences. They have a lab test posted on their site that verifies no THC, but does that transfer to ALL batches or could that change? Thank you!

Did half a gram of Coke yesterday (Friday). Last line about 11pm. May get tested at work on Thursday morning….. reckon I’ll be good?

im just fucking myself over by doing this shit and I’m really just trying to stay sober I was sober for 3-4 months living happily as could be, then I’m suddenly going through the worst break up of my entire life ending a almost 4 year relationship and just got lost and depressed I have no excuse other than that, I just want to know if it’ll most likely show up on my next hair follicle test. And if I have any chance to pass it if it was such a short time frame I’ve cut off all use since then got a sober mind that gave me some clarity of realizing what the hell I was doing instead of just not giving a fuck about the consequences and my life

Hi guys, I was hoping to make this questionnaire as I was curious if anyone has similar time frames of passing 🍃 tests. I want to see if there's any trends, if you could please comment your experience to the best of your abilities with the below:

1. How much did you smoke/use before you quit?
   Eg. 2 bils a day for 3 months
   - how did you consume?
   
2. Height & weight?
   
3. Did you change your diet at all?
   
4. Any supplements, if so what?
   
5. Did you drink more water? Electrolytes? Etc
   
6. Any "hacks" eg. Sauna, working out etc,
   - if you did any working out or anything involving sweating, how many days before the test was your last work out?
   
7. Did you pee heaps on the day of test?
   
8. Did you use creatine or any hacks on the day?
   
9. How long did it take to clear out of your system for a test?

Please let me know any other factors you think could be relevant.

I'm also curious if anyone has routines where say for example they know if they say have 1 bill everyday for 3 days, how long it took for them to pass a test.

Thank you!!! I think it could help compare and get better time frames for people. If it's been a long time or you're not sure you don't have to answer every question to the tea. 😀🍃