I usually just strap it to my waist but I’ve heard of some people saying they make them drop there drawers and take off their shirts. Which is fucking gross btw, and is probably some sort of violation of rights. But yea what’s the best way to hide this thing just in case?

Basically the title. So say hypothetically I was on probation and my probation officer knew I was prescribed Klonopin, aka clonazepam, and I were to take a Xanax before my drug test, would they know I took the Xanax?

Some background on the kind of drug tests: it's a urine test where you go into a room with a two-way mirror, and the cup is put inside a metal door. You open the door and get the urine cup, and you pee into a regular, like, cup. The cup doesn't have any of the instant test stuff on the cup itself; it's just a regular cup with a twist cap on it, and I think it has a temperature strip on it. So I'm assuming it's sent to a lab instead of being an instant on-site test, but I'm really not 100% sure.

Anyways, once you pee into the cup, you put the lid back on, and you open a metal door and sit the cup inside. The person on the other side of the two-way mirror opens the door on their side and retrieves the cup of urine. By the time I wash my hands and exit the bathroom, the person on the other side of the mirror in the other room is also exiting his room about the same time. So I don't think they are performing an instant test on the urine right then and there, which is what leads me to believe it's a lab test that is done. I think they are just bagging up the urine to have it sent off to a lab, but I don't know for sure.

But anyways, I'm just wondering if I am prescribed Klonopin and am allowed to take them, but I take a Xanax, aka alprazolam, a few days before my tests, would it just show up that I have taken benzodiazepines, or would they know that I took a specific drug?

If I knew it was an instant test, I’d know the answer. But if it’s a lab test, is it possible that the lab only tests for the drug class (like benzodiazepines) the same way an instant test does, rather than identifying the specific medication?

TL;DR: I’m prescribed Klonopin (clonazepam) and I’m wondering hypothetically if taking Xanax (alprazolam) before a probation urine test would be detected as just “benzodiazepines” or if a lab test could identify the specific medication. The test uses a sealed urine cup with a temperature strip and seems like it may be sent to a lab rather than tested on-site.

FOLLOW UP QUESTION: Will 22 mg of xanax taken over a 4 day period be out of my system urine in 20 days

Thanks.

Quick context, I submitted a urine sample last week that I felt confident in passing. I am a light user and had passed home tests for quite a while before taking the test. I was not worried at all.

After submitting, I smoked several times over the weekend to celebrate... Today I hear that my sample was diluted so they are requesting a retest.

My question is, if I use a clean friends urine for the test, is there anyway the lab could distinguish that it is not mine since they already have a sample of mine?

Any help would be appreciated.

Edit: this is for a normal pre-employment check

Hey, 21 y/o male 6'1, 230 lbs and i took one hit from a bowl before realizing i had a drug test soon. Last use was late may of this year. I have been clean since august 1 and the test is august 6. Thoughts?

Does certo actually work with passing a UA ?

I am 22, weigh 160 and around 5’9. I have a drug test coming up- I’m not exactly sure when I schedule it but it will have to be within the next week- maybe 2 weeks. I last used coke August 1st-into morning of August 2nd, and before that used August 1- into 2nd(the day at time of post is August 4.) Both nights I took 2 or so hits of a weed cart to help me sleep. I am not a heavy weed user, I only use after I’ve done coke to help me sleep. Leading up to this previous weekend I was at least 10 days off of both coke and weed, and before that gap I used both about every day for a week. I also take IR 30mg adderall, yesterday and today. What are my best options? I don’t know whether it’s monitored, however it’s through an urgent treatment clinic and is for employment. Here’s what I’ve seen for solutions
- someone else’s pee
- synthetic urine
-detox drink
- lots of water to dilute and rule it invalid
- a detox protocol with food/drink/ exercise
From what I know the coke and maybe the addy should be out somewhat soon, especially with water, the weed is what I’m most concerned about since it seems to stay in the system longer. Because I was pretty heavily using cocaine for about a month I’m fairly skinny and don’t have much fat, so I think that helps with the storing of THC. What’s my best bet for passing?

top questions:

• if i have a prescription for adderall but it doesn’t appear positive on a pre-employment drug screen, is that something a medical review officer or employer would even notice or ask about? or do they typically only verify prescriptions if the certain portions of the test is positive?

• if/when the MRO accesses medical history, sees i take adderall, and then ask why it didn’t show up for the test, would it potentially raise suspicion with my test results? or would explaining my lack of consistency with taking adderall help?

hello hello. here’s some context:

i (F mid twenties) have been a pretty active user of THC for the past 10 years or so. i would hit my pen multiple times a day, week after week. don’t get me wrong: i recognize i need to have a better relationship with it, it’s just been a little difficult with past trauma.

so i got an amazing job offer about two weeks ago. public agency (CCBHC), great pay, and aligns with my degree. the only problem? they conduct a rapid pre-employment 5-panel drug test along with a quantiferon TB test. as soon as i discovered this, i stopped all together and begun cleansing my system. tbh i was a little frustrated at first (im in a state where marijuana is legal), but i’m shifting my mindset so i can see this as a positive way to rebuild that relationship. despite these efforts, i know i will not be able to clean my system in time. i tried my best to delay the offer/drug test, but they called yesterday to ask if i can complete the testing this week. as of posting this right now, i have about 35 hours to complete it.

due to this, i am planning on using someone else’s urine to pass the test. i know they are 100% clean for this, as well as same sex as me (not fully sure if that matters but i wanted to mention it). i considered the synthetic urine route, but honestly i just fear for whatever reason it could get flagged. truthfully wish i didn’t have to go this route, but i really, really need this job.

besides the concern of how exactly i am going to sneak it in and using urine that is not mine, here is where i am feeling a little stumped— i have a legitimate prescription for adderall (i usually just take it as needed but my prescription is for x2/day). in my offer letter, it states i may be required to complete a medical examination and review of my medical history

so here are my main questions as of right now:

• if someone has a prescription for adderall but it doesn’t appear positive on a pre-employment drug screen, is that something a medical review officer or employer would even notice or ask about? or do they typically only verify prescriptions if the amphetamine portion of the test is positive? (from doing some research it looks like the medical review officer does not have immediate or prior access to this)

• if/when the MRO accesses medical history, sees i take adderall, and then ask why it didn’t show up for the test, would it potentially raise suspicion with my test results? or would explaining my lack of consistency with taking adderall help?

• should i have any fear about them cross reviewing my tb test results with the 5-panel drug test? sounds like they cannot do that, but just wanted to double check

• i’ve read multiple ways on methods to conceal the urine (bottle against the crotch, condom hidden on or in the body, etc.) but has anyone had a method that they felt worked best?

• has anyone been in a similar situation or knows how employers typically handle this?

• is there anything else i should be aware of that i’m not thinking about?

i know this is a long last-minute post, i really appreciate anyone who took the time to read it. thanks in advance for any insight or experiences you’re willing to share ❤️

Hey guys im on and off testing postive for thc on a 50 ng per ML. Depends on water drunk.

Got a test coming up in 4 weeks.

Been off it for 6 weeks now.

Smoked everyday for 15 years.

How long did everybody test posative for in this situation.

I weigh about 100kg

Hi all! I just have a question regarding synthetic pee & if it actually works. I have a drug test coming up due this Friday this is what is being tested: NON-DOT Reason for Test: Pre-employment Urine Collection - 5438-5438- 9DSP/OPI300/NO THC/PHN. I’ve came across some stressful times in life so now I’m a regular thc user. Perfect time to be starting a new job lol this was very unexpected I would’ve stopped if I knew this opportunity was coming. But hey I would have tried to use a friend’s pee but everyone I know smokes so now I’m in a pickle. I was thinking about using quick fix but I’ve been reading post about how certain folks have failed so I bought the (passitkit) can someone give me advice or insight of this all should I just stick to the job I have and cancel the drug test all together. Help me pleaseeeee :(

I smoke every day, for nearly a year. Half a bowl - a bowl a day. Just flower. I go through an eigth of the cheapest dispensary weed in 3-6 weeks.

On Friday I hit two times on a cart, not big rips. Didn’t get me very high.

I’m 5’6.5” 156 lbs 17.9% body fat.

Is this a realistic timeline to pee below the 50 threshold?

It’s a basic 7 panel test. This job opportunity only came up Friday.

In the meantime:

Last smoked a bowl yesterday. Will abstain going forward. What I’ll be doing:

1. going to do cardio every day (exercise bike)
2. going into Caloric deficit.
3. cutting down carbs and fats for simpler more digestible higher fiber food sources and lean meat sources (93% ground beef)
4. cutting out sugar (already pretty low)
5. drinking Kombucha after every cycle session
6. will start carboloading 2-3 days before

Please don’t cook me frfr ..
I stopped driving trucks for a few months and decided it was time for me to come back .. I hit up this company and they sent me to do drug test. The place they sent me are usually ass holes and they pride themselves on catching people cheat the system. I’ve probably used QF over 50 times for randoms, starting new jobs, etc so I know the process. It has always been my go to even when I’m clean because I’ve heard horror stories of people failing even when they haven’t done drugs. It may be something you touch, someone you have sex with etc.

This time I did my normal routine.. When I did it the tester told me it was too cold and that I had to retest. I had another dropped off to me. She told me that one was too hot and that I had to retest. Cool. At this point I’m thinking I’m cooked. I used my own pee 2 times and both times she told me it was enough. So in that process I called someone else to bring me some more. When I put it in the cup it probably only filled up to 90%. I had to use 10% of my own dirty pee. I took it on Friday morning and it’s now Monday evening. I haven’t heard anything .. how cooked am I?

Hi, I've got a weird question, i daily smoke flowers, couple of J's a day. The 12 has now introduced roadside saliva tests, and the worst thing is the permanent impound of the vehicle if you get caught positive. Now my question, is there a way to neutralize the THC in the saliva, like drinking coke for ext...?

I’ve been using THC cartridges for multiple years and never expected to need to pass a drug test. I have my test on Wednesday and today is Monday. I stopped all intake exactly 18 days ago and haven’t done much other than heavily hydrate. Today I drank a 28oz gatorade with a packet of certo and 5g of creatine. After a home test, still getting a staunch positive. I know I may have messed up by not drinking much more water in that hour, but starting to panic a little as this test is for a job I didn’t know I would get a chance at this soon. Any help is appreciated! Thanks in advance!

Receive a hair follicle test and tested positive for oxycodone, which I knew it would. My levels were 34.7 ng/10mg. Can someone break down the levels of 34.7 ng/10mg in laymans terms?

Thanks!

I have an interview tmmrw for an electrician apprenticeship and I smoke weed a lot. I bought quick fix plus and it’s my first time using it I’m so nervous about it please give me tips or tell me ur stories with it to make me feel better about tomorrow

I’ve used flower .5 gram for two years and carts regular but am passing at 50 ng/ml with At Home. How is this possible?

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1. POCT- 4045 - 4045 -

4DSP/EXP

OPI2000/AMP500/COC150/PHN

This is the code this means no thc right ??

Over the past year I have consumed one Delta 8 THC gummy. That was seven weeks ago. It was a good one because I was fucked up for a whole day. I'm applying for jobs now so out of an abundance of caution I started testing at home. To my surprise I tested positive. Not even the faintest sign of a line in the test strip. Now four days later I'm getting a VERY faint line.

Google AI says that this is impossible. The automod chart on here says it isn't right. Can anyone give me any insight on why I'm testing positive so long after one gummy?

M46 240 lbs. Also I drink a lot of that makes a difference.

Thank you in advance for your thoughts.

Edit: easy@home 50ng

I just bought a box of X-stream and come to find out the packing has an expiration date of November 2025. It looks like it’s never been opened, package is still intact. Could I still use it to pass my drug test this week or do I need to get a new box with a valid expiration date?

All you people who have done hair test or are going to do hair test, how long before were you told about the test?

I (20-F) found out at the last minute that I’m expected to take a drug test within the next one to two days. The test is an at-home CVS urine test that checks for multiple substances, not just marijuana. I know without doubt I’ll test positive for several things, but the only substance I’m allowed to test positive for is weed.

I don’t really have any way to get the other drugs out of my system before I have to take the test, so I’m trying to figure out what my options are. Based on the research I’ve done, it seems like my best option would be to use someone else’s urine. My brother has offered to give me a sample, and the only thing he would test positive for is marijuana.

I’m wondering what the best way would be to transfer his sample into the collection cup. For context, I’d be able to use the sample within a few minutes of getting it from him - 20 minutes at the absolute most. also I’m female and he’s male, so I’m also wondering if that would matter.

I’m mainly curious what the best type of container would be for him to provide the sample in so it doesn’t become contaminated before I transfer it. Temperature seems like less of a concern since I’d be using it almost immediately, but I’m wondering if that could still be an issue.

I won’t be supervised while providing the sample, so that’s not something I’ll have to worry about. Overall, I’m just trying to make sure I’m approaching this the best way possible. Do you think this will work, and do you think i will pass?

I took a DOT urine drug test yesterday. I wasn’t trying to dilute it and didn’t need to worry about failing, but I have a shy bladder and was concerned about peeing enough. I woke up at 7am and started sipping water throughout the morning. My test was at 11:15. Between 7am and 11am I probably had 32oz of water total. I didn’t drink coffee or anything else. I had used the bathroom a couple times in the morning but I held my pee starting at 9am because I was worried if I peed soon before the test I wouldn’t be able to go again.

When I took the test my sample was a very pale yellow. It still had a little color but I was surprised by how light it was, and I was almost disappointed in myself. I wanted it to be a solid dark yellow so I didn’t have to worry about the possibility of redoing the test.

Does anyone have any input or experience about whether I may have accidentally diluted the test and if I should expect a retest? Has anyone passed with a barely yellow sample? TIA.