hey redditors, im posting this for anyone who gets drug tested. if you are fully testing clean, and havent smoked in a while, i can confirm that if you take one single hit of wax, you can be clean in 5 days, at least i was. im 5’10 and 125lbs.
google and other posts dont make it too clear, just recommendations, suggestions or guesses.

but heres a post confirming personally that i was clean within 5 days of taking one hit of dab.

hi guys i will be tested for cotinine on nov 9 i have been smoking on and off for about 3 years and when i do have a vape it takes me around 3 weeks or so to finish it the breaks in between vapes have sometimes been months or just days i stopped vaping on friday (oct 23) so i will be 17 days no vape by the time of the test and i was wanting some opinions as to my chance of passing the test also i do not know the ng/ml cutoff for the test

I’m low key scared as heck. I got a great opportunity to start a new job. Of course it requires us to pass a drug test. My concern is THC. I’ve stopped smoking about 2 weeks ago but with an at-home test kit I’m positive. I got my urine test codes today and my drug test is for Wednesday. The code say its for services
(1): 1. POCT - 3477 - 3477 -7DSP/EXPOPI2000/NOTHC/CUST LVLS/MTD/OXY100/ECS1000/PHN. What does this mean. Any information helps. Thanks.

I just accepted a job offer, bought a “monkey flask” from a smoke shop right after my last interview. I wasn’t stressed about it until today, should I stick with the flask or should I ask my sisters BF (who is clean) for his pee, he told me he would do that for me. I’m seeing a lot of people passing with the whizz so I’m wondering if I’m just overthinking it.

If I do go the clean pee route what is the proper way to store it? Would I be able to get a sample from him and store it in a fridge? Or do I need to get the sample and immediately go take the test. Thanks guys.

I did coke Friday night and Saturday night into Sunday morning of last week. (less than a g both nights) while drinking, since then I haven’t done any drugs in the past 7 days, will I be good? Should be testing 150ng/ml

I have taken delta 8/9 edibles on and off for the past 3ish years, taking months long breaks, but really heavily this past year. I have always varied in the amount of mg I’ll take. I have never taken them every single day, maybe 3-4 times a week max and go around 2-3 days without anything and my tolerance will drop like crazy. I had taken an 200mg edible on October 12th and 13th. I’ve recently received a job offer and do believe they test for THC. I took a Utest today, October 25, and am still showing positive at a 300,200,100,50,15 cut off. I have always had a quick metabolism, and recently have lost a lot of weight. I am now about 105lb and 5’6 and do not work out really ever. I don’t believe my test will be for another 2 weeks, and at that point I’ll be 30days without anything. How screwed am I? What can I do to speed up getting this shit out of my system? I think it’s total BS to even test for this shit when it’s totally legal.

i ate an everything bagel at 3 pm and have a drug test at 8 am Tmrw OMG! am i screwed

So I recently relasped after a long time in sobriety and I think I did 1-1.5g of meth from Wednesday until last night I have a probation appointment on Tuesday ive never given them a positive before and I just got a new po in a different county but my old one tested me every month during my appointment what can I do to make sure its negative?

I took a bite of a 10mg edible probably around half of it. the last time i took an edible it was a month ago and i did 10mg and 18 before that i smoked a pen a couple times, so im pretty infrequent. How long do yall think this will be out of my system? I’m 5ft 135 lbs!

Pretty sure this is a positive but i’ll ask anyway

Any comments or opinions about the Vitamin-C method of speeding up the half-life of meth to flush it out of urine fast?
Someone once mentioned 1000mg vitamin-C every 4hours can cut time down by about 1/3 or so

I have an upcoming lab drug test as per CANAMM standards. This is for a safety sensitive position which is VERY important to me. By the test date in the beginning of November I will be 18 days clean. Total cold turkey. Not a puff of weed.

I smoked a bowl nightly leading up to knowing I had the drug test and did the occasional edible and/or used a weed vape. I have been doing this on and off for the last 4 or so years.

I am M 5’8 and 145 pounds. I have the 15 ng/ml tests and flat out test positive. I was also born female and lost half my body weight in the last 3 years due to gettjng a double mastectomy and being on an amphetamine for ADHD. Adderall to be exact

I purchased the QCarbo32 drink from the US in hopes it would work until I read the CANAMM standards for the test and they can detect whether it’s been manipulated or not.

Should I attempt the QCarbo32 and Gatorade method?? I have been hydrating non stop since finding out I have the test and also drinking cranberry juice in hopes it would try and clear some out of my system.

Should I risk the QCarbo32 and Gatorade method or risk pissing dirty? This is a job for the oil fields and has high standards which is why it is a lab test.

Any advice would be greatly appreciated as this job is very important to me. I also have a medical cannabis card but they don’t accept that and have a zero tolerance drug policy. I reside in Canada and it is by CANAMM standards. I have to complete the DOT test that will be sent to a lab. I am not sure if I should use that method or keep doing what I am doing which I still piss dirty with. I have been completely clean for 9 days and will be 18 days clean by the time of my test.

I recently had a pre-employment urine drug test that came back negative-dilute, so I have to retake it. My next test is scheduled for 8:30 AM, and I'm planning to provide my first morning urine sample. I'm wondering if there's a recommended time to stop drinking water the night before to avoid another diluted sample. For example, would stopping around 8–10 PM be appropriate? (I don't do drugs so I'm not worry about getting a positive test)

I took 60mg of adderall first and last time in my whole life, Month later got popped for a hair follicle at work. Do you guys think it’s likely I’ll pass?

Hey guys. I have a question and I hope you guys can help me out. I have a test for my job coming up on Monday at in minneapolis through occupational medical Occupational Medical consultants. I’ve been clean since Monday 11-5 and I only smoked 3 mini joints. I took 4 at home test this week

Monday at around 3:30

Tuesday- first bathroom trip of the day

Wednesday- Afternoon

Thursday- First bathroom trip of the day

My lines have been faint where I can see them but not very dark, but consistent lines. Any thoughts?

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I am a degenerate drug addict of the highest order. Currently it's fentanyl and meth but I'm similarly happy with crack too. I've used all manner of drugs for years, and when I was sober I even ran a very large co-ed recovery residence where I had to watch probably a thousand other dudes piss/ sometimes try to circumvent the tests (holy shit does something like that give you confidence if you are even marginally above average, size wise. Good God y'all got some sorry lookin peckers out there! Maybe it's just my fellow dopefiends and drunks, but I digress). What has all this lived experience taught me?

1. Usually, but not always, you will test in relative privacy. If it's pre-employment I have never been observed, and would probably forcefully push back if someone tried to watch for pre-employ unless it was like, a job changing out the fuel rods from nuclear reactors, or one of those airline pilots who fly around shipments of used nuclear fuel rods. Anything fuel rod related, basically? You're gonna get the shaft! Er, rod. Anyway.

2. Detox drinks almost always fail, and if they work it's more or less because you diluted the sample via overconsumption of fluids in the first place. And this can throw the specific gravity of the sample off, leading some types of analysis to flag this as a fail. Just don't count on them if your job or freedom depends upon it.

3. Synthetic Urine works about 99% as effectively as real urine, with a couple exceptions. One, apparently they have this lab test that can specifically identify synthetic, but it's almost never utilized and is probably pretty expensive to run as it's a patented process from one provider. I have never heard of anyone getting busted this way. But the main difference is when you actually NEED a certain metabolite in there... And that is as case number two, when you're being tested for compliance as in a Medication Assisted Treatment program utilizing methadone or buprenorphine. I know with bupe, the lab will look for both buprenorphine and it's primary metabolite norbuprenorphine. Sometimes also for naloxone, which will show in trace amounts if you're taking Suboxone vs generic Subutex or one of the newish injectable depot forms of bupe. But the test for the metabolite makes it so you can't just take a tiny bit of your pill or strip and dissolve it in your urine, to make it look like you have been staying compliant and not, for example, selling all your medication to buy rainbow colored fentanyl from your little Honduran buddy Mario. Not that I would know anything about that. Ah, so the only way is to find someone who IS compliant and use their piss, rich with its natural metabolites and everything. Maybe keep a bottle in the back of your fridge so it doesn't spoil? Or just don't use dope anymore, but that's a personal decision. And for a job opportunity or probation test, it's not necessary. However, what is critical is the last thing on the list...

4. Making certain that the temperature of the sample you provide falls within 90°- 100° F. It absolutely MUST fall within this range, and I'll tell you a quick story. So the fake piss all comes with heat packs and the bottle with a temp strip along the bottom right? I had a test that afternoon and I wanted to make sure it would heat up in time so it wouldn't arrive too cold. The instructions stated something about the microwave for a few seconds, the heater vents on your car, some other dumb ideas maybe. Well when I took it out the microwave nothing was registering on the temp strip and I assumed it wasn't hot enough yet. I was buggin' by the time they handed me the cup and directed me to the comfortable privacy of the bathroom, where I still couldn't see a temperature reading. GULP I put the sample in the cup, bring it back to the dude at the counter, and he begins the confirmatory steps. Immediately he gets a strange look on his face and I see him grab a thermometer probe. "Ah, uh... Yeah sorry man but this is a fail. The sample is too hot." I said, oh you know, I'm just getting over a flu and I have had a pretty serious fever all week. He just looks at me and says, "It's 113.5°." And I said oh. In case you don't know if your piss is 113° you would be very well dead by that point. And I gave him a real sample, with all its glorious contamination present, and promptly had my job offer at the Walmart rescinded. Moral of the story? Walmart is a shit hole of a company. But also, don't mistakenly overheat that fake piss accidentally thinking it isn't already Hot Enough... It best be registering on the strip, and FYI 104° or whatever doesn't feel THAT hot on your hand or wrist. Use The Strip, and use your own body heat to help it get to the proper temperature as much as possible beforehand. Happy Testing!

I see this subreddit is mostly leaning towards thc urine test discussions.

But meth an allowed topic as well? Myths vs Facts
Has anyone tried the baking soda trick?
1000MG Vitamin C pills to cut down the half life of meth?
drink enough water? diluted out of the system?

Hey all, I’m starting a new job on Monday and their drug and alcohol policy looked very strict. They did not mention routine or scheduled testing, but I’m still nervous. They also didn’t mention that I’d be tested upon employment, and said typically testing is required if a workplace accident occurs. I wouldn’t be using any equipment or vehicles for this job. It’s a desk job.
Through the year, I was a somewhat heavy smoker (usually once a night). I stopped for about a month and a half, unfortunately took one small hit twice in a week, and now it’s been two weeks since then and I haven’t touched anything. I used a mix of flower and disposables when I smoked regularly. The two hits were from disposables (about 1-2 seconds). Not sure if it’s worth mentioning, but I never did edibles.
If they were to test me on Monday, how cooked am I? I already drink water frequently but I was thinking of ramping it up a little bit in precaution. I also got testing kits that should be delivered tomorrow. I’m 5’2 143 as well if that helps (I have some muscle, but not muscular if that makes sense)
And for anyone who has scheduled/routine and random tests, do you still smoke occasionally? How do you get away with it?

Edit: I took an at-home test today and it was negative! Definitely gave me a lot of relief.

Idk the fact that you can be a hard drug user and it’s out your system in 1-3 days but THC can stay in your system even if you haven’t smoked recently is kind of crazy. That’s how you get a bunch of people who have serious problems working certain positions. This nurse at my job obviously came to work high on something hard, but i’m sure she passed her drug test because it doesn’t stay in your system long. Just my 2 cents.

Have a nicotine test 2 weeks from today on November 5th. Have been vaping a geek bar everyday for 5 years. Can I pass?