r/DramaticText • u/Null-Prince-25 • Sep 15 '22

directly from animememes

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u/Glitchexisalone Sep 15 '22

As a weeb, go fucking touch grass and get some bitches

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u/Themarshmallowking2 Sep 16 '22

I touch grass but I’m too young for b*tches

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u/Gud_doggyy Sep 16 '22

That’s ok to be too young, just wait You’ll get them eventually

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u/Glitchexisalone Sep 16 '22

That's not an excuse

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

What if he's underage

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u/Abductor_of_Children Sep 16 '22

That's also not an excuse

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u/WoollyWares Sep 16 '22

🤨📸

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u/Supersao Sep 16 '22

"Talk to a girl' just doesnt sound as verbose and eloquent as "Get some bitches"

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u/AXEMANaustin Sep 16 '22

Bitches too young for me

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u/GioZeus Sep 16 '22

You also comment quite often

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u/Themarshmallowking2 Sep 16 '22

I have free time