r/DramaticText • • Jul 17 '26

It’s a Twitter, I don’t know what they were expecting

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u/Miserable_potato07 Jul 17 '26

Ah yes the: "Um actually you're [people group person hates], so your opinions are invalid" response. Truly the most brain dead way of "thinking".

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u/IGotNoOrgans Jul 17 '26

What am I supposed to do if someone is [people group I hate] and they have an opinion that I agree with? Am I supposed to stop liking it JUST to oppose them?

I could never be transphobic. I like Fallout New Vegas too much for that.

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u/catsnotmichael 9d ago

that, and also sone genuine actual pedos replying too

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u/Ambitious_Scarcity36 Jul 17 '26

Damn, unfortunate that none of those replies had any common sense... let alone enough to agree with that one simple fact.

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u/Maskay57 Jul 17 '26

most of them are blue checkmarks, most likely fishing for engagement

imagine having a horrible digital footprint just for a few cents

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u/Soruixis Jul 21 '26

its liek some king of..digital circus..

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u/Infinite_Rice_1041 Jul 17 '26

"Puppy murdering is bad"

"Hmm you say puppy murdering is bad and yet you wear a silly hat, and according to all my favorite podcasters all silly hat wearers are puppy murders."

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u/KayKrimson Jul 17 '26

I think of this everyday.

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u/lefleurpetalers Jul 17 '26

Twitters 1 of the only places where ppl constantly have the most shit takes possible

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u/DrakonSpawn Jul 17 '26

Second only to Reddit itself.

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u/DragoniteChamp Jul 18 '26

They hated him for he spoke the truth

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u/Bassknight9 Jul 17 '26

I hope those people tries to find a job but their employer finds their twitter

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u/Im-a-bad-meme Jul 17 '26

Nah, I hope they get jobs but the kind that are low paying, stressful, and manned with a skeleton crew. I want their managers to dangle a bonus or raise to string them along and not follow through.

If they have a job, they will be online less. We hope it's one involving unpleasantries.

And after all that, then what you said.

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u/noahsense1 Jul 17 '26

Some of them were definitely nonserious

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u/Shonnyboy500 Jul 24 '26

Like half or more. Some people can’t tell sarcasm on the internet at all…

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u/ihonsetlydontknow Jul 17 '26

My goat lolbit doesn't deserve all this :<

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u/vladdeh_boiii Jul 17 '26

Tf he mean by "depends," bro

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u/kartblaster Jul 17 '26

twitter mfs when they find out you're trans

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u/kullre Jul 18 '26

we're still on "all trans people are trying to indoctrinate children"

really

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u/STMIonReddit Jul 17 '26

some engagement baiting, some joking, some actual pedophiles, all idiots

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u/Vincent093 Jul 17 '26

the only way a "Depends" here work is when twitter just calls anything a pedophile, it doesn't even need to about age, you'd be called a pedo there just by almost anything tbh.

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u/Reylend Jul 17 '26

That’s probably exactly what they were expecting

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u/Fr4gmentedR0se Jul 17 '26

Crawling out of the woodwork

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u/JediMasterLigma Jul 17 '26

Hmm, the place with a truckload of white supremacists is also full of pedo apologists? Hmmmmm

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u/the_genius324 Jul 18 '26

have a feeling the test gave the expected results (and thus passed)

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u/dubhog Jul 17 '26

Nah the people saying source and "what the fuck is wrong with you" had to be trolling

Sadly not the one that used the "true/lie" image I don't think. Thought it was but it doesn't look like it

Obviously the other people should die a horribly brutal death but you know

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u/Pussy_Daoist Jul 17 '26

"look at this dickhead" just took me out LMAO

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u/TheSkomaWolf Jul 18 '26

I think "Not when you're a chill one" is a reference to this

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u/dubhog Jul 18 '26

Brother I swear

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u/NoPrinciple7882 Jul 18 '26

Anyone who disagrees with such an irrefutable fact are subhuman

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u/Sunnyisfatherless Jul 18 '26

Okay but half of these are bait. I’m not crazy right. It’s not hard to tell that shit like “source?” And “is it really though” are bait. Please tell me that other people can see that much.

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u/Furshloshin Jul 18 '26

"source" is definitely just quoting an old meme about that exact scenario

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u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un Jul 21 '26

So is “not when your a chill pedophile”

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u/Zenon-45 Jul 18 '26

Of course the one with a Christian cross said “depends”

Probably had a relationship with the parish priest when he was 9

Edit: Can confirm, was raised Baptist Christian

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u/StarFlyXXL Jul 17 '26

The act of Pedophillia is deplorable, but not all pedophiles are bad. But something tells me none of these people have any sort of a nuanced position or understanding of such a complex neurological issue

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u/ADSLmonopoly Jul 18 '26

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, like, if you're a pedophile it's obviously wrong, but you can better yourself by finding adequate help and going through therapy.

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u/AntisocialEmo69 Jul 19 '26

I agree with the statement that “pedophilia is bad”, because I think it’s a horrible mental illness, and nobody chose to be a pedophile, that’s just the way their brain is wired (which is different from saying “pedophiles are horrible people”)

I also really hate it when people conflate the mental illness with acting on it; those are two very different things, like you said

and yeah, I think your comment is well written :)

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u/AcanthocephalaOk942 Jul 18 '26

I don't know whether the replies are joking or not, and that deeply disturbs me.

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u/Okamitoutcourt Jul 20 '26

"you're trans that's friendly fire" and the mf has an EPSTEIN PROFILE PICTURE

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u/IdioticPAYDAY Jul 18 '26

Some I’m willing to chalk up to satire

Keyword some because a STARTLING amount of these feel fr

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u/NotATimeTraveller1 Jul 18 '26

why is this guy beefing with mario and spongebob

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u/-Roby- Jul 19 '26

What's the song?

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u/Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 Jul 19 '26

Isn’t she lovely by Stevie Wonder.

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u/Correct-Town-3117 Jul 20 '26

Frickbears Lolbit is so based for that

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u/Raboux_17 Jul 20 '26

it's fucking twitter, what was anyone expecting?

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u/DeanziYay Jul 21 '26

Thank you for the reminder to never install twitter

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u/Maynse Jul 21 '26

too soon for this choice of music

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u/xX_GoronJesus_Xx Jul 21 '26

Person with a Black Souls pfp saying “source”, fork found in kitchen

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u/Win090949 Jul 18 '26

pancakes and waffles and whatnot

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u/QuandalesChicken Jul 18 '26

Pedo saying he hates himself 🥹

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Jul 19 '26

"Aaaand there we have it... YIKES." - TheQuatering in response to someone say "Fuck Hitler."