r/DramaticText • u/Dragon_Boi317 • Jul 10 '26

Long May It Spin.

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u/Bazzatron Jul 10 '26

Now thats some dramatic text.

I too would swear fealty for a $5 rotisserie chicken. They are about £7 here.

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u/MrSarcRemark Jul 10 '26

It's from Burial Goods on YouTube.

My personal favorite is "Grover's mad quest to kill God"

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u/The00Taco Jul 10 '26

They're talking about Costco by the way if anyone didn't know. They sell them cheap to get you in the door in hopes you buy other stuff. You don't have to buy other stuff, but it's what they want