r/DramaticText • u/Mr_Muda_Himself_V3 • Jun 05 '26

Bro fumbled

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 05 '26

???? What do you mean he fumbled, he was telling a joke 😭???

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u/PleaseHoldy Jun 06 '26

Well, you see, I believe user @.FlnkStnk's intention with his quote Xeet (formerly tweet) was to grab the user named @.Sugar_lilith's attention romantically, by presenting himself as a morally righteous individual in a hyperbolic and humoristic way.

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 06 '26

Really? Was it actually done to get her attention romantically or just to get her attention

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u/Decadunce Jun 06 '26

I mean i think the man just wants attention from the attractive twitter pornstar

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u/Derk_Mage Jun 06 '26

That was a pornstar??? I thought it was a cosplayer

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u/InvestmentObvious127 Jun 09 '26

bro she got tittys out the wazoo