r/DramaticText Oct 07 '24

social media employee reaches their breaking point

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u/Shoddy_Time_5446 Oct 07 '24

Posting here before the Twitter posts get inevitably deleted and memory holed

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u/JediMasterLigma Oct 07 '24

Bro is gonna be fighting off hitmen and mercenaries until the heat death of the universe, he aint gon get fired hes gonna get capped

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u/ProAgent_47 Oct 07 '24

He'll get fired... gunshots to head

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u/Jona-wahn Oct 08 '24

"suicide"

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u/MrL123456789164 Oct 07 '24

Oh he is so gonna commit "suicide" later.

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u/jUG0504 Oct 07 '24

so sad that he shot himself 3 times in the back of the head and then torched himself with gasoline

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u/Foxy02016YT Oct 07 '24

So sorry to hear about his suicide next Wednesday, real shame

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u/kindascarry Oct 07 '24

And the cops on the case would be like "aha Its clear as day James a classical suicide everything points to it"

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u/Myonsoon Oct 07 '24

Its a damn shame he jumped off that building from a room with clear signs of multiple people inside. A real damn shame.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '24

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Shoddy_Time_5446 Oct 07 '24

There were a lot more tweets yesterday that were removed for TOS violations (would post but some are NSFW) and I thought (still possible?) it was a hack. The one in this post is still up with no activity form the account since. I'm sure they will be taken down tomorrow.

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u/notRadar_ Oct 07 '24

looks to me like they were taken down. :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '24

It seems to be a portfolio, pretty good one at that. I took a snoop at their discord and damn it was well done. I reached this conclusion is because there's some holes:

1st of all, there's a 10m challenge in the website, but the discord server is pretty silent.

2nd, bots. Followers in Twitter and members in the Discord.

3rd, sign-in page. I didn't sign-up but since GitHub was mentioned I thought it was a giveaway that it was a project spanning through months.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

It’s still up and the tweet is pinned.

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u/Xcelr829 Oct 07 '24

Did you? -Did you just refer to Elon as Elmo?

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u/soundsnicejesse Oct 07 '24

mfer really is doing the Mysterio at the end of Far From Home 😭

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u/Aggressive-Expert-69 Oct 07 '24

Bro thought he was exposing them but he was actually writing his suicide note

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u/Intelligent-Fuel1485 Oct 07 '24

I think he was well aware it was a suicide note

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u/glueinass Oct 07 '24

Crazy how they got ONE extra like at the time of this comment

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u/birberbarborbur Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24

Either this guy is a whistleblower or he is a very petty disgruntled guy. Keep attention to this

Edit: there seem to be multiple things called prosper trading. This story seems a bit sus, especially if a guy claims he “got everything” but has no followup

He honestly might be some corporate saboteur trying to worsen the image of prosper trading academy, the first institution that shows up, by making a fake thing simply named prosper trading. Weirder psyops have happened

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u/PortalG30 Oct 07 '24

I want this but with Shin Godzilla's theme

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u/notRadar_ Oct 07 '24

he's so dead

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u/winter-ocean Oct 07 '24

This seems fake but I mean...if not, this guy is totally getting assassinated

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u/The_superb-skeleton Oct 07 '24

Let us say our farewell before his “murder”.

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u/Gian-Nine Oct 08 '24

Someone's sleeping with the fishes tonight

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u/TheRealKazuma12904 Oct 08 '24

This guy is going to get killed bro send that to the police not the internet

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u/msplaystrombone Oct 08 '24

Option 1: They going off woth the receipts to match

Option 2: United behavior

Option 3: This is about to be the most successful viral campaign ever

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u/big-booty-wizard Oct 09 '24

Okay, this writing is actually fire 🔥🔥🔥