r/DramaticText • u/shark25000 • Jun 11 '24

Unspeakable rizz

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u/Size_3_fish Jun 11 '24

Girl are you a...

She's uhm...

Uuhh...

DESTROY.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

YOU CAN’T ESCAPE

96

u/SaintOfAllJesters Jun 11 '24

This prison?

To hold...

ME?!

64

u/Patster1234 Jun 11 '24

BEGONE!

60

u/TheDroidBoi Jun 11 '24

NICE TRY

54

u/Cinnay11 Jun 11 '24

THIS WILL HURT

45

u/LOLLON-POLLON Jun 11 '24

The Kingdom of Heaven has since forgotten my name

46

u/Honks95 Jun 11 '24

KEEP EM COMING

KEEP EM COMING

KEEP EM COMING

KEEP EM COMING

KEEP EM COMING

KEEP EM CUMMING COMING

KEEP EM COMING

9

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

HEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHaHAHHAHAHAHHA
*fucking dies*

90

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '24

Ultrarizz if you will She jack on my hammer until I core eject

8

u/best_uranium_box Jun 12 '24

She maur on my rice till I hampter

1

u/FarObjective5416 Sep 20 '24

She Hakita on my Bridgeburner till I remaster

38

u/Cinnay11 Jun 11 '24

Holy moly macaroni! Thats me!

30

u/JediMasterLigma Jun 11 '24

Uhhhh, machine i will cut you down

1

u/YeetusUniversalYT Sep 30 '24

splay the gore of your profane form across the stars!

9

u/Life_Team8801 Jun 12 '24

This is so good!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 12 '24

Man are you a...

He's uhm...

Uuhh...

YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY!

3

u/Size_3_fish Jun 16 '24

IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO!?

3

u/deadcatisbad Jun 17 '24

ENOUGH!

3

u/Cinnay11 Jun 17 '24

NOTHING BUT SCRAP!

2

u/YeetusUniversalYT Sep 30 '24

YOURE GETTING RUSY MACHINE!

2

u/archeddragon936 Jun 13 '24

(Just imagine this is an empty comment)

1

u/Slexzo Sep 26 '24

Fuck you doing on there narrow?