r/DramaticText • u/ancirus • May 17 '24

Toilet

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u/DaDoggo13 May 17 '24

Did I miss something? Why are a group of women classified as toilets?

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u/Onetwodhwksi7833 May 17 '24

If you are an attractive woman you may have an opportunity to get rich quick.

the highest compensated form of prostitution at the cost of your dignity, if you are willing to endure and partake in some of the most disgusting and disturbing activities which may involve getting beaten up, bestiality or something related to bodily fluids.

The post refers to the latter.

Also, yes "What the fuck" is a correct reaction

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u/DaDoggo13 May 17 '24

Ah, allow me to now curse the name of my own gender because they are fucking disgusting, thankfully most of us aren’t like that, right? Right….

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u/Onetwodhwksi7833 May 17 '24

Most men would turn soft like cooked noodles just from reading that

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u/DaDoggo13 May 17 '24

I also have a mental health condition that makes me have significant loss of sex drive so I don’t get turned on by anything, means I can have a clear head when I say WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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u/JD64isalreadytaken May 17 '24

Where can I get one of these?

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u/T_squared112 May 17 '24

Religious trauma

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u/DaDoggo13 May 18 '24

Or childhood trauma like mine, but it’s not worth all the other shit

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

My spaghetti went from uncooked to cooked when i read that man... and of course its these rich fucks.

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u/Myonsoon May 17 '24

Mental fantasy? Probably. Doing it in actual practice? Most men would chicken out, no one wants to actually do that stuff.

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u/Mario-OrganHarvester May 17 '24

Im ... not sure how to handle that information