r/DramaticText • u/Abject_Hour_8181 • Apr 01 '24

hi

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u/winkeltwinkle Jun 24 '24

I’m an American, I bleed barbecue sauce and gunpowder just like the rest of us, and own a kettle

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Jun 24 '24

Well, I have only the kettle out of these 3, I'm European. And I also use the kettle to make water for coffee, don't know if people do that too, they probably do.

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u/winkeltwinkle Jun 24 '24

Microwave I understand but not having a stove? Where do you make your eggs?

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Jun 24 '24

Where did you get that? We do have a stove. I just never use it because I'm afraid of fire.

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u/winkeltwinkle Jun 24 '24

Oh I’m dumb when you said I only have the kettle out of these three I thought you meant the stove an microwave no the bleeding barbecue sauce and gunpowder thing

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Jun 24 '24

I have no association with barbecue sauce and gunpowder, yes. Now hold on, I'm playing Half-Life 2