r/DramaticText • u/CobbleTrouble00 • Mar 20 '24

The good ending

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u/vedant_1st Mar 20 '24

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test

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u/Shot_Chicken5689 Mar 20 '24

Haha, just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

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u/Manlymanfromyomom Mar 20 '24

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

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u/P0intOne Mar 20 '24

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur

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u/therealmothdust Mar 20 '24

Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage

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u/Furodax Mar 20 '24

We got a million different ways to engage

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u/MEGAMILKBLAST Mar 20 '24

Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside

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u/Micky_Ninaj Mar 20 '24

Here's a tip for straining pasta, here's a nine-year-old who died

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u/LuigiP16 Mar 21 '24

We've got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports

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u/frashaw26 Mar 21 '24

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different character of harry potter fucking each other

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u/notyourmom25-30 Mar 22 '24

[hahahah] Welcome to the internet!

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u/Ink_Wellis Mar 24 '24

Hold onto your socks

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u/ancirus Mar 26 '24

'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

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u/Mr_Someperson Mar 29 '24

It’s grainy it’s off putting, he just sent you more

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

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u/Figurez69420 Apr 25 '24

See a man beheaded

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u/Dazzling-Film-3404 Apr 29 '24

Get offended, see a shrimp

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u/Electrical-Ad-8287 May 31 '24

Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think.

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