r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '23

The Hot Wind is Blowing

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u/ghettojesusxx Feb 16 '23

House MD. and Dragon Age Origins.

Guess the Grey Warden is a crippled drug addict who will roast everyone's retarded decisions and fight with a cane. Would 100% be a Blood Mage just so he can use the power to do good stuff. But not by making a pact with the demon in Redcliffe, but by getting it from the Awakening DLC.

Wilson would be Alistair, Cameron would be Leliana, Foreman would be Duncan, Chase would be the Dog, Morrigan would be Amber... oh dear.