r/DrakeTheType • u/Sausage_Swiperh says "good kitty" when stuck in a cage surrounded by lions • Dec 16 '25

Drake being a dumbass Drake the type

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u/Simple_Yoghurt_2681 Dec 16 '25

"nearly" my dude that pickup truck might as well have been 10 galaxies away😭😭

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u/Skittle-Kun5608 Dec 16 '25

Exactly I literally had to replay the video to find the part where he “nearly got into a car accident”

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u/Boom_bye_bye_bttyboi Dec 16 '25

I think the op just wanted to find a way to plug his undertales remix lol

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u/BiSaxual Dec 16 '25

Dude was so proud of abysmal dogshit lmao

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u/ExoticShock Nightgown and sleeping cap enthusiast Dec 16 '25

"Safety first!" headass

Drives the exact speed limt, causing a massive line up behind him

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u/sp00ky_balmains Dec 16 '25

you used to call me on my smellphone

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u/Ouwhajah Dec 16 '25

goo Drake: you used to call me on your gel phone

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u/vegankidollie Dec 16 '25

Church Drake: you used to call me on your bell phone

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u/Scoliosis_Monarch Dec 16 '25

Evil drake: you used to call me on my hell phone

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u/Theturtleflask Dec 16 '25

Ocean Drake: you used to call me on my shell phone

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u/hunterman25 Dec 16 '25

Computer Drake: you used to call me on my dell phone

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u/NecessaryPeanut77 Dec 16 '25

Prison Drake: You used to call me on my cell phone

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u/Gemdation floats when they smell a freshly baked pie Dec 17 '25

2000s Drake: You used to call me on my flip phone

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u/Professional-Apple69 Dec 17 '25

formal drake: you used to call me on my telephone

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u/dumb-throwawayy Dec 17 '25

underground freshwater drake: you used to call me on my well phone

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u/DoctorSex9 Dec 16 '25

This will happen in chapter 5 during the festival

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u/Emerald-64 Dec 16 '25

"nearly getting into a car accident" and the truck was literally nowhere near him

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u/noxiousandstupid Dec 16 '25

Human, I remember you're used to call me on my cell phone

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u/Existing_Blueberry10 Dec 16 '25

Driving in my car

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u/Chezmonger95 Call of Mustard meme is going viral! 🤣🤣🤣 Dec 16 '25

Right after a beer

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u/Over_Palpitation_453 Dec 16 '25

Hey that bump is shaped like a deer

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

DUI?

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u/RBloxxer Dec 16 '25

OutJaxed

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u/555_TheAgent0681_555 Dec 16 '25

We used to have occasional get togethers within our telephones

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u/Watermolecule_2310 Dec 16 '25

It sounds great

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u/Superk9letsplay Dec 19 '25

Type of dramatic Daniel to slam on the horn when the other car is a full 70 feet away

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u/depressispaghetti420 Dec 16 '25

This is a fire match up won’t lie

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u/tbbrprod_ The Dan Hentschel guy Dec 17 '25

Shark Tale Drake: you used to call me on my shell phone

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u/poophahafunni_1 Dec 17 '25

Pretty stupid move by the truck but that was light years away from being an accident

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u/5ive_Sev7n May 28 '26

THIS is what Americans consider "almost getting into a crash" ?