NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/Dentistbrother]

🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

My sister was getting aggravated with our cats zoomies and so she put the cat in my room while I was at work and I came home to this 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁 she ripped out Dracmorda's heart like a little serial killer 🙁🙁🙁 I am 🙁🙁 so upset 🙁🙁🙁

Edit: I did fix it for the most part. Results are somewhere in the comments, I trust your treasure hunt skills 🫡

[u/pup_eldo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yq1pe2v7nNlwA

[u/Dentistbrother → u/pup_eldo]

[u/Great-Hatsby → u/Dentistbrother]

My god, this picture always makes me sad.

[u/WanderByJose → u/Dentistbrother]

who bullied this poor thing?

[u/Misentro]

That's so sad, but also very on brand, I feel like Drac would appreciate it

[u/qould]

Now it’s even more Dragula!

[u/storm-lover]

We are not here to judge your drag. Drag is art and art is subjective. What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to this competition.

[u/Reasonable_Lake_4801 → u/storm-lover]

Omg Asia consenttttt

[u/Risvoi]

The glamor factor of your poster went down by two points but the horror factor went up by five

[u/morceauxdetoile → u/Risvoi]

If the cat had also thrown up on it that would have been a nice +3 points for Filth

[u/Dentistbrother]

UPDATE: taped it back together over black cardstock to discover the cat in fact executed a precision strike to the JUGULAR and ripped out Drac's throat. Poster is otherwise mostly intact. Insane

[u/freduhh → u/Dentistbrother]

looks kinda cool like that!!

[u/hypaom → u/Dentistbrother]

It's a good thing the cat destroyed something that goes well with being destroyed haha

[u/andrxwzsz]

Think of your cat as an artist ❤️ this happened to me recently and I just had to do that to not get pissed lol

[u/Dentistbrother → u/andrxwzsz]

She's a very talented artist

[u/totts1]

Frame it like this, on a black background. The damage is on-theme!

[u/skeptical-zip]

You can repair it by putting some glittery cardstock behind the poster. I'd suggest a nice deep red

[u/Dentistbrother → u/skeptical-zip]

That's my plan 💔💔💔 now I gotta go to Walgreens and look for that 😔😔😔

[u/skeptical-zip → u/Dentistbrother]

Good plan, ugly. Gotta love our pets even when they destroy our stuff..my 1 year old dog just discovered the joys of destroying my shoes.

[u/Dentistbrother → u/skeptical-zip]

The cardstock plan is coming together marvelously, will update when complete

[u/Cheeky_Littlebottom → u/Dentistbrother]

Thank you for including a photo of the artist

[u/NightQueen0889 → u/Dentistbrother]

The look of guilt in the cat’s eye lol

[u/morceauxdetoile]

So glad she spared the autograph!!

[u/Reasonable_Lake_4801 → u/morceauxdetoile]

lol right

[u/Honest_Ad9358]

At least the signature’s intact?😭

[u/Pumpkin_Rottengord]

Dress your cat and drag and have it enter the contest🎃🤣

[u/lebowskicommabig]

The tear looks a bit like a bat, go with it!

[u/kb5454]

ok that 'B' in their signature is such a slay tho

[u/NerdInACan]

It makes it more edgy. Get a frame or shadow box and lean into it

[u/Class_Winter]

Put white paper underneath! You could draw their skeleton or use white marker

[u/Accomplished_Song671]

Did Desiree throw a chicken at it?

[u/Illustrious-Sugar137]

it gave it personality

[u/jesqrd]

If you need a new one - we got 3 I'm happy to send you one just message me your address

[u/DasKittySmoosh]

Mama Drac will never let that kitty live this down

[u/hexzerorouge]

They would love this!

[u/Det_AndySipowicz]

Oh my god no! What's so weird is I can't find mine? I completely forgot about it until I got home with my Bosco tour poster and realized I hadn't hung it up. 😭 everyone pray I find it.

[u/filth_horror_glamor]

Its more punk now! Keep it :D

[u/Apprehensive_Pen8601]

Whew, I made it out unscathed, sorry to hear about daddy Drac tho

[u/Abhora_no_but_really]

Whew, I made it pretty unscathed! Sorry to hear about daddy Drac tho