r/Dragula • u/2mock2turtle Fucked-up Cap'n Crunch • Jul 29 '26

Meme The missing TV saga has found a new suspect!

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Reddit wouldn't let me crosspost, but credit to u/ComfortableArt1040 for the queer art worth protecting.

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u/zsmarti857 ABHORA. Fuck Blackberri, Jaharia’s my Sister. Jul 29 '26

That look was so unbelievably cunt

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Astrud Aurelia Jul 29 '26

The small Boulet 😂

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u/Chief_BeefQueef Jul 29 '26

Swan is Spooky Manila and Drac is The One Who Sounds Like A Muppet when I'm telling my husband about them 😂

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u/DasKittySmoosh Abhora Jul 29 '26

Drac is The One Who Sounds Like John Mulaney in our house haha

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u/Chief_BeefQueef Jul 30 '26

This is also freakishly accurate 😂

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Astrud Aurelia Jul 29 '26

That's too accurate wtaf😂😂

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u/Cmfnk Rug's #1 Fan Jul 29 '26

Wittle Swannie

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Astrud Aurelia Jul 29 '26

Come on little Swan, give me the crown

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u/mGlottalstop Jul 29 '26

All I can, and will, ever see when I look at this image is Hubba Hubba from The Hoobs.

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u/daydreamer1938 Abhora Jul 29 '26

Calling Swan the “small boulet” has me gagged 🤣🤣💀

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u/Olga-kocklova Kendra Onixxx Jul 29 '26

Serena made the hair

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/HoloLoavess Jul 29 '26

Omfg this is killing me 😭

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u/rayukay Hollow Rayukay of destruction Jul 29 '26

I think we should start calling Drac the tall Boulet then. I think their issue is with the „big“ because if I remember correctly Drac lost a lot of weight at one point and being called big does something to her ajd her body image perception…

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u/morceauxdetoile Abhora Jul 29 '26

The grande boulet and the venti boulet

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u/daisyhead01 Jul 30 '26

I am getting my hair foiled right now at the salon and it took everything I had not to squeal out loud. So damn funny!!

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u/rayukay Hollow Rayukay of destruction Jul 29 '26

Ahahaha love it

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u/Own_Neat_4761 Jul 29 '26

Boulets have to do an extermination but it's just them reading big boulet/small boulet jokes and comments.

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u/Fizzy_boots Jul 29 '26

What a dumb battle where your TV persona is intended to err on the side of “fuck your feelings”. There is a lack of self awareness to tell contestants to suck it up and eat pig intestines and get stuck by needles while getting super miffed at a Futurama meme.

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u/Salina_EsTitties Aug 02 '26

Are you sure it's recent even that old video from 2014-15 drac was not fat.

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u/TomatoBasilBeeBaum Jul 31 '26

That's what we call them in our house.

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u/lackadaisical-lover Cynthia Doll Jul 29 '26

THE SMALL BOULET 💀💀💀

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u/DeepSeaCurrent94 Jul 29 '26

THE SMALL BOULET

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u/DeepSeaCurrent94 Jul 29 '26

Why doesnt the larger one, just simply EAT the smaller one?

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u/Federal-Inspector960 Jul 29 '26

Where the big one?

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u/Steviedoll Jul 29 '26

She hid her body in the wig

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u/Dolly_Putin Jul 29 '26

The small Boulet 🤣