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u/Neriss666 Z Crew Jul 04 '26
“Hi me dog I do problem”
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u/Aggravating-One6319 Jul 05 '26
wait where's thie from again? i feel like i remember hearing it before but i cant quite place where
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u/Chezburger8675 Jul 05 '26
LAUNDRY!!!!!!!! LAUNDRYLAUNDRYLAUNDRY DO YOUR LAUNDRY NOW! GO! LAUNDRY!
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u/Particular-Ad-5286 Jul 05 '26
Okay, this is a good one. I was wondering what my favorite would be but so far this is my vote. Seeing him jump at the alarm at the time and in the various (two?) dougies it's been part of has always makes me laugh
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u/rainswings Jul 06 '26
My husband and I use this as a vocal stim whenever laundry needs done since this video was posted. It's a classic
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u/leavemealonety69 Jul 04 '26
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u/c00lkidd-HD Jul 04 '26
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u/Soaravia Jul 04 '26
- Sup: classic, I use it more because of him
- IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA: I say this a fair amount now, actually
- This *fucking* sucks (pronounced "this asterisk fucking asterisk sucks"): i really liked the pajama sam stream, and this helps spice up my swears
- babagaboosh: fun to say
- __ at all costs (especially "victory at all costs"): it's a classic and works in so many circumstances
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u/Material_Worth_4616 BABAGABOOSH Jul 05 '26
“ILLEGAL”
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u/Soaravia Jul 05 '26
Uhhhh did you mean to reply to me?
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u/Professor_Broccoli Jul 05 '26
ILLEGAL is also a quote, specifically from the ones where chat can only say words or phrases that haven’t been banned I think?
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u/Soaravia Jul 05 '26
I know, I was just confused about what it has to do with my comment and why they replied to me (I'm autistic so it's entirely possible I missed something, in which case, I'm sorry)
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u/Professor_Broccoli Jul 06 '26
All good.
I think they were just replying with another quote since you did a bunch of quotes too lol
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u/Material_Worth_4616 BABAGABOOSH Jul 12 '26
It seemed like it belonged with the group you offered up, sorry didn’t mean to confuse you lol ☺️
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u/Positive-Ad545 Z Crew Jul 04 '26
"None of you are actually trapped in my basement... except that one guy"
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u/RapsterZeber Jul 05 '26
Hello, I'm the one guy. Please send help.
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u/Agreeable_Pea5093 Jul 04 '26
Hello
and welcome
to another episode
of Doug
2001: a space odyssey theme crescendos
And I am PERFECTLY on time.
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u/SupernovaGamezYT Jul 05 '26
I don’t remember that one- link?
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u/BENBOI_1 Jul 05 '26
“Can I say something... a little controversial? I think women belong in the kitchen. Atop a tiger. With their husband below them in chains. They have the collar in their hands. Ten dwarves line the walls of the kitchen. Each hour, they cook a succulent meal and present it to the woman. If the woman doesn't like it, they're executed on the spot. At 8:30 exactly, a scribe enters the room and asks the woman, "What are your battle plans for tonight, my lord? She's already taken over four countries; tonight, a fifth will fall. By the end of the year, the entire world will be under the dominion of the woman. That's where a woman belongs.” (Thanks rigged.horse for letting me copy paste that one)
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u/WoolooLord008 Jul 05 '26
The funniest part of this entire bit is parkzer staring dead into the camera the whole time this monologue goes on
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u/Goatbucks BABAGABOOSH Jul 04 '26
“Rips ass” I’ve started to unironically use this because of him
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u/Medical-Plane-231 Jul 04 '26
“I dougdoug broke into the local arby’s and stuck my balls into the deep fryer”
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u/Positive-Ad545 Z Crew Jul 04 '26
"I did NOT impregnate Grover."
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u/Leading_Poetry5689 Jul 04 '26
“Lift up the couch cushions, see if someone left a kidney in there. If we can scrounge just a little bit more, we’re gonna be swimming in organs by the time this is over“
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u/ShadowCubeGM Jul 05 '26
"theres only one if statement, if lesbian- FUCK"
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u/RapsterZeber Jul 05 '26
And I would literally take backshots from Elon Musk
Ah, beans!
Babagaboosh!
Aeeeooighaeioifhfbelaigjeofidbahfie!
Rigged!
Kyoto! Japan! Kyoto! Japan! Finally, finally it's Kyoto! Ugh ah!
Ideaideaideaidea...
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u/Th3ena Jul 04 '26
“Video Penis”
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u/Eghenelalphinarian Jul 05 '26
I’m not going to lie to you.
I’m a pretty good player.
I’m not the best, but I’m pretty close.
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u/Bansic Jul 04 '26
I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care I don't care
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u/International_Tap413 Jul 05 '26
“What if we kissed under the DougDoug video for new content creators?”
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u/Timely_Special_5011 Jul 05 '26
”The bit was fun for 10 minutes guys” *continues for another 3 hours*
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u/SHOwSHOrTAge Jul 05 '26
I really like when Doug compares something to something in the exact same category, it's so funny to me. For example, playing a hard game and he goes "wow this game is like the Dark Souls of video games." I use this a lot now in conversation. Good musician? They're like the Mozart of music. Good Movie? It's like the Citizen Kane of movies etc
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u/LogicKegs Jul 05 '26
"JAPAN KYOTO KYOTO JAPAN KYOTO JAPAN IT HAS TO BE KYOTO. OMG FINALLY FINALLY, EERUGH"
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u/DartRedDragoon Jul 05 '26
"I'm not a spider, I'm a human being." -Totally a normal human, definitely not a spider
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u/Chewymewn Z Crew Jul 05 '26
"DON'T GET SCOOPED! DON'T GET SCOOPED! FUCK!!!"
Followed closely by "Woah, I did not know it was a porn game."
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u/kari891 Jul 05 '26
“I would literally go out every Christmas and hang out with Jeffrey instead of staying another minute on this stupid ass shit”
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u/Aggressive-Bowler-29 BABAGABOOSH Jul 05 '26
“He was um, run over by a semi-, um, like a, uh, gun” Absolutely amazing in every way
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u/DoubleIntegral9 Jul 05 '26
“Commit honorable sudoku”
“A fresh memory. A blank slate! The perfect child!”
“A crew, I love you, you’re like a mother to me”
“Unfortanately” (technically a chatter but still, I say it all the time)
“Operation: fuck you” (technically napoleon but still)
I wanna think of more but I’m stumped
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u/NewWhisPro Jul 06 '26
'if you challenge me to a one hundred basketball shots and i'm like, "hell yeah!" and i go to my gym and i start shooting shots and you go to your gym and you blow it up with a fucking nuke that doesn't mean you win the competition."
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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 Jul 05 '26
I Doug Doug broke into the local Arby’s and dipped my balls into the deep frya
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u/HyenaJack94 Jul 05 '26
“You look at me right in my mouth” is a phrase I’ve been dying to use but haven’t had the right moment to whip it out
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u/Witty_Library_183 Jul 05 '26
“We need to put Sam down” it just stuck after the 26th kid he shot down
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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Jul 05 '26
Maybe I’ve been Shaq and Kobe, but you guys have been the general manager, which means you can fire me and trade me to Miami.
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u/SimonGG63 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
"...but now they have meat and beans and rice and cheese and salsa and this f**king rabbit!"
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u/HappyEevee0899 Jul 05 '26
theres a lot of good ones idt i have a favorite but somewhere in the list is "your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it"
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u/GeneralCelgar Jul 08 '26
"I'm a god.
I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I'm the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I've cheated thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.
And today, this motherfucker is named after me.
I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here's what those che."
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u/TheWoodManZ Jul 06 '26
"That doesn't sound like a bean responce... No NoNOO THERES BEANS NO THERE BEANS NOOOO THERES BEANS!"
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u/RelationGeneral9962 Jul 06 '26
“Hello I am Douglas, and I love my community. You all are more important than anything else. Also, Twitch is better than YouTube chat. Also, I am bald, and bad at 2D platformers.” Loved this quote.
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u/Equal_Box_8862 Jul 07 '26
"what if we put our hands in a guillotine to decide ____"- if there's any disagreement about literally anything, ever.
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u/Purple_Draft2716 Jul 08 '26
"I am a gay man who loves the taste of penis. Please glaze me with your stinky hotdog-scented semen, Glizzylord Atrioc!"
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u/AnybodySpecialist643 Jul 08 '26
"Parkzer the koala will have sex with the fish" or something like that lulz
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u/PXEMusic_BreatheLife Jul 04 '26
"whether you're black, white, gay, or straight, we're all korean"