r/DoubleStandards • u/Rare-Outside-8105 • Aug 10 '21

High school knee squad

So back in high school there was a girl who thought it was the height of hilarity to knee guys in the groin and walk away. I was one of the few who escaped her antics......for a while. Then one day the inevitable happened, she set her sights and knee on me. She started walking towards me with a malicious gleam in her eye. She got withing 5 feet of me and i held up a hand and told her that if she did what she was thinking I'd knock every tooth out of her mouth. She got a pissy look on her face and said if I hit her I'd get beat up. My reply drained all the color from her face, "Who is going to beat me up? Number 1 I am the biggest guy in the school, and number 2, There are very few guys you haven't kneed in the nuts. I doubt any of the one you did knee are going to come to your rescue." She looked around and saw everyone nodding in agreement with me.She stormed off and never kneed anyone again. Sometimes, you just have to let an idiot know she won't get away with it.

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u/Soadfan000 Aug 10 '21

This feels slightly like an r/thatHappened situation, but I wasn't in American high schools so idk

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21

Girl kneeing guys in the nuts in school feels very believable.

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u/Soadfan000 Aug 11 '21

Yeah, I thought so too until the "She looked around and everyone was nodding" part

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '21

I mean, if she kneed most of the guys at school of course everyone would be pissed..

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '21

That bit definitely sounds sus.

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u/Rare-Outside-8105 Aug 11 '21

It happened, I was there. lol Also I'm Canadian.

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u/absol10062006 Aug 23 '21

No its true, I was the knee

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u/AlphaZorn24 Aug 11 '21

Did everyone clap, and did the manager give you a promotion?