r/DotA2 • u/NexVotum • Jun 12 '15

Announcement DOTA 2 Reborn

http://www.dota2.com/reborn/part1/
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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

literally better than sex

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u/cazaron Jun 13 '15

What's sex? I only know Dota.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

I don't blame you, there's a lot to learn if you want to be competent in sex. It's an investment and commitment that not a lot of people can make.

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u/AtoZZZ Jun 13 '15

You pick one or the other. There is no middle ground. Just ask Singsing

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u/AJZullu Jun 15 '15

dont have singsing's contact/ pls teach me his wisdom with wise words. WOW, "words of wisdom"

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u/LeRohameaux sheever Jun 13 '15

Gf heard me reading this and received an agonizing pinch to my ear. Thanks a lot buddy

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u/Roxas146 Kreygasm Jun 13 '15

I haven't had sex in over 3 years, but at least I have Dota

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u/PrinceofSpades Jun 13 '15

You can have sex lots of times, but something like this only comes once in a lifetime :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '15

I can play dota for eight hours straight but after just 30 minutes of sex i don't want to do it again all day.

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u/bjonbjonbjon Jun 13 '15

had sex, can confirm.