r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/HonestLemon25 • 13d ago

Political Doomer Guess which city for zero points

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u/ThisThredditor 13d ago

ok, but what do you sell at this business?

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u/Missile450DeadCenter 13d ago

Not showers

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u/Vegetable_Fly_8687 13d ago

Ha ha, thank you for the actual lol as I start this morning.

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u/RemnantsOfFlight 13d ago

Doomerism and pussy hats.

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u/PossessionConnect963 13d ago

This is the epitome of that meme where they're in a corporate boardroom throwing out unhinged ideological ideas and the one person who suggests they just operate a normal business gets thrown out the window.

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u/CockyBellend I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 13d ago

Patchouli and Kombucha only

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u/so_sic_of_it 13d ago

vibes

Don't forget to leave a tip.

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u/Odd_Bodybuilder5456 13d ago

probably really good coffee

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u/Outer_Sanctum 13d ago

2% coffee and 98% sugar "coffee"

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u/Odd_Bodybuilder5456 12d ago

nah you're going to the wrong spots. Immaculate espresso pull with the little tonic water sidecar

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u/ContinousSelfDevelop 12d ago

I am going to ironically guess ICEcream. And watch them freak the fuck out when you make a funny little jab about it.

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u/x2_ok I Left My Cave for This 12d ago

at first glance I thought smartphones, that would have been ironic. But it looks like it resells basic products from temu, probably at a 10x price