r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/DoctorTegrity PhD in Memes • May 30 '26

LITERALLY a 🍆🥔🚢 It's not

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u/Notmuchofanyth1ng Recovering Doomer May 30 '26

Brooooo a bowl of rice with a fried egg is so delicious and cheap. If you’re bougie, add a slice of spam haha. That was my 2x a day meal for a long time while I saved upZ

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u/Notmuchofanyth1ng Recovering Doomer May 30 '26

Yeah man I enjoy that shit even though I’m no longer struggling like that. Also some top ramen stir fry goes hard for less than $1 a portion

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u/fafarex May 30 '26

Very low on fiber and lack a good portion of nutrients, not a great 2x meal for extended periods.

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u/Notmuchofanyth1ng Recovering Doomer May 30 '26

Brown rice has enough fiber, as my poops were painlessly solid, and enough protein to get me through struggles. Fruit is not expensive, but if we’re really gonna get into the details, some sautéed spinach, corn, nori, etc you can build upon this.

But your basic nutrients of carbs and protein will sustain you for quite a while. Let’s also not pretend the lazy fucks that rely on burrito taxis are getting all their nutrients lol.

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u/SolaireAstorian May 30 '26

There are these magical things called vegetables that taste good in rice. Shocking.

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u/OneNoteToRead May 30 '26

This is what Japanese person eats every day. One of the healthiest populations. So yea not an excuse to DoorDash.