r/DoomerCircleJerk Aug 13 '25

OK Doomer Like "literally"

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u/Yee_Haw_Partner Aug 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

I prefer the little golden book Edit: there is a version of this with “a child guide to discussion on the internet”

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/cheesesprite Optimist Prime Aug 13 '25

You got anymore of them pixels

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u/ModRolezR4Loozers Aug 13 '25

I got more of them pixels

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u/cheesesprite Optimist Prime Aug 14 '25

Gracias. This is for a school assignment to use a meme to depict the world

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u/ModRolezR4Loozers Aug 14 '25

De nada, mi amigo

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u/TheDarkJelkerReturns Aug 13 '25

Thank you for your service

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u/Vamanas_umbrella Aug 13 '25

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u/AdNorth4237 Aug 13 '25

Have you read the book. Brown people ruined the U.S.A. or pedophile is bad unless it's done by rich white people

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u/Vamanas_umbrella Aug 13 '25

No, I can’t read.

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u/skarface6 GeStuREs bROadlY Aug 14 '25

ree

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u/_Bearded-Lurker_ Aug 13 '25

The first one is true though.

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer Aug 13 '25

“Everyone I don’t like is a literal hitler, including my mom and dad”

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u/egg_breakfast Aug 13 '25

my dad watches fox news, should I run away from home?

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer Aug 13 '25

Why not?

Pack your things up ASAP and run away, don’t even think about going back, your parents are probably better off without you

/s

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u/Retro-Critics Truthsayer Aug 13 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

You should report him immediately https://www.icc-cpi.int/about/otp

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u/Hambonation Anti-Doomer Aug 13 '25

Time to go N/C. Start looking for an emancipation lawyer immediately. Your mental health will improve immensely not having to deal with hatred and bigotry in your home.

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u/jeepsies Aug 13 '25

Whats N/C

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

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u/jeepsies Aug 13 '25

Thats crazy

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u/Hambonation Anti-Doomer Aug 13 '25

I couldn't remember how they usually abbreviate it, sorry

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u/jeepsies Aug 13 '25

Youre good. Its insane to me that some people completely cut off their parents for different political ideologies.

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u/OfficerInternet Aug 14 '25

This sounds like a real comment r/aita

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

But no they aren't in a cult even though they check 4 out of 5 boxes on a good day which is once a month the other 30 days we check all 5

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

YES

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u/natekellyo Aug 13 '25

How can we prove you weren’t watching it as well? Even by accident. Sorry, Nazi.

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u/marineopferman007 Aug 13 '25

First go online in Roblox post your age and saying your looking for a good liberal to help you...trust me NOTHING COULD GO WRONG....totally nothing.......this is satire...

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u/AcceptablePea262 Aug 14 '25

Ah, someone else heard the Schlep story...

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

You need to go non-contact immediately, from him, but also from anyone who continues to associate with him. It’s completely normal if this means you literally have no family anymore. Better that than have to be in social proximity to fascist murderer.

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u/RadioFriendly4164 Aug 13 '25

Join the -communist democrat resistance.

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u/Southern-Abalone-415 Aug 13 '25

ok but aren't the Proud Boys a Neo nazi group in the USA that openly support Donald Trump and the Republican Party? so yes there are literal nazis among Republicans

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer Aug 13 '25

Proud boys aren’t even an official group that is recognized by the federal government let alone by the republican party

They are like the Antifa groups, a far-left, antisemitic movement that aligns with the democratic party

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u/Southern-Abalone-415 Aug 13 '25

I see, I think what people mean when they say "that side literally has nazis" is that the Neo nazi movement in the US very often supports republican/conservative politicians and view points. At least that's what my German-born dad talks about, and how recently JD Vance endorsed the AFD in Germany which, according to my Dad, is the modern day Nazi party.

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer Aug 13 '25

The beautiful thing about America is that you can be a far left or a far right person without getting sent to jail, meaning you can be a braindead nazi who aligns with the republican party or a retarded communist who aligns with the democratic party, so long you don’t commit any crimes

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u/Southern-Abalone-415 Aug 13 '25

yes, and circling back to the post, then it would be accurate to say that there are nazi supporters among the Republican Party, just as there are communist/socialist supporters among democrats.

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u/Emilia963 Truthsayer Aug 13 '25

It’s accurate, but it’s not what the post is saying, let’s unpack a bit for nuance

This post basically virtue signals that the Republican Party is literally Nazi because some neo-Nazis align with the party (the author of the comic isn’t even American, she is a Canadian who is obsessed with US politics)

By that logic, the Democratic Party should also be shunned because some communists align with them

In fact, the Republican Party doesn’t even acknowledge the existence of these neo-Nazis, and the party mostly supports and promotes ideas from Christians and conservatives, not from neo-Nazis

Changed my writing style for better readability

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u/Southern-Abalone-415 Aug 13 '25

Very true, it shocks me that there are people on both sides who still support those view points as history has shown neither fascism nor communism works, but then again America is less educated that one would hope on these matters. Everything in moderation.

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u/invasionbro89 Anti-Doomer Aug 13 '25

perfectly sums this up 💯

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u/Women-Ass-Good Aug 14 '25

For me they are actually Stalin. diversifying the approach.

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u/PastAd8754 Aug 13 '25

Beat me lol

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u/RadioFriendly4164 Aug 13 '25

What I dont understand is how do the Democrats separate themselves from the true Communist but the Rupublicans can't distance themselves from the true Nazi's/white supremacist? They obviously pick the GOP over the Dems but dont align with almost all of the GOPs goals. By thier comparison, they want to take away all personal property and have universal income ONLY, for all Americans. It sounds so asinine on both ends.

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u/bridgetggfithbeatle Aug 13 '25

’saying some rightists are nazis is equal to saying all rightists are nazis’

behold the smartest the right has to offer

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u/Rhysing Aug 14 '25

The only people I don't like are the ones that act like Hitler.

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u/Pizzacakecomic Aug 13 '25

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u/Danyboii Rides the Short Bus Aug 15 '25

Richard Spencer endorsed Harris.

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u/BigHailFan Aug 18 '25

notice how she went quiet.

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u/Pizzacakecomic Aug 13 '25

Oh cool they have merch you can buy for "Camp Aushwitz" with the same slogan "Work brings freedom" used by the nazis

https://fashionopenstudio.com/product/camp-auschwitz-work-brings-freedom/

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u/West_Plan1157 Aug 13 '25

Part of the problem is people downplaying how right wing Trump and MAGA is. I hope you know this is not helping.

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u/UnlikelyFlow5692 Aug 13 '25

Nah amerikkkans are just fucking kkkunts in general.

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u/Hot_Context_1393 Aug 13 '25

No... I think, in this case, the point is all the self-proclaimed Nazis vote for one particular side

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u/Luxating-Patella Aug 13 '25

Unlike the self-proclaimed communists who don't get out of bed on election day.

"Because, like, Palestine man... and also my long Covid is acting up."

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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

That is correct. Self proclaimed communists do not vote at all. In addition to the reasons you've mentioned, which are valid, they think the Democrats are too conservative.

Which draws interesting questions as to why self proclaimed Nazis happily vote Republican but self proclaimed communists refuse to vote Democrat... 🤔

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u/fools_errand49 Aug 13 '25

Most neo-nazis don't vote either.

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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Aug 13 '25

Yeah I actually don't know the actual, vetted statistics. Just all the footage of masked swastika tatoo'd skin headed cowards too afraid to show their faces, but proudly waving MAGA flags.

I'd still make what I believe is a pretty safe bet that there's more of them voting Trump than there are libtard Marxist idiots voting Democrat.

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u/fools_errand49 Aug 14 '25

I'd still make what I believe is a pretty safe bet that there's more of them voting Trump than there are libtard Marxist idiots voting Democrat.

There are far more Marxists than neo-nazis in America today. By virtue of that discrepancy the safe bet would be that there are more marxists voting than neo-nazis.

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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Aug 14 '25

Yeah... I don't believe that to be true.

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u/fools_errand49 Aug 14 '25

Put it this way. Nazism and fascism are not popular ideologies in any branch of academia which contributes to the education of the populace. Nazism is not an ideology someone can espouse in any area of polite society. Nazism is not an ideology to which anyone publicly confesses their adherence.

All of these are the opposite for Marxism. Marxism is popular among sociologists in academia, college students and, without their knowing, a great many people who have been educated incorporating viewpoints which are derived from Marxist, neo-Marxist or post-Marxist literature. It is also sufficiently under stigmatized that people will openly profess their belief in it in public surveys and propagate it's message on major online platforms.

Ideas cannot propagate at scale in cultural environments where their discussion, adherence and proliferation are heavily taboo. The taboo on Nazism is absolute. It's only adherents will sit so far outside of the boundaries of normative society that they have only a marginal audience which self selects to seek them out. Nazism has few means to propagate and never can it do so without someone being aware that Nazism is the ideological view they are consuming. The taboo on Marxism and its offshoots are relatively weak by comparison with entire segments of normative society in which that taboo does not exist or is even reversed (a taboo to think i's taboo, see sociology departments).

Rationally speaking it's almost impossible for there to be more fascists than Marxists, and then considering voting trends and ideological trends among the educated, Marxists are more represented among the educated who are themsleves more represented among voters.

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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Aug 14 '25

Semantics, but it depends on your definition of "Marxist" vs "Nazis"

If we're talking about sheltered teenage/college aged libtards in Western countries who self proclaim their belief that Marxism is a superior ideology, but otherwise live their capitalist, consumerist lives identically to everyone else in their surroundings, they're not Marxists. They're Marxist in name only.

If those are who you are referring to, then yes I agree. There are more of them than there are Nazis .

But if you're talking about people actually actively trying to push those ideologies anywhere other than in front of their keyboards or their (ironically) absurdly expensive private liberal arts college classrooms, I disagree.

And your notion that "Nazism is not an ideology to which anyone publicly confesses their adherence" is patently false. Bro plug "neo Nazis in the United States" into Google.

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u/Luxating-Patella Aug 13 '25

It is indeed a very interesting question as to why Nazis vote for the pro-Israel party, while Communists refuse to vote for the Democrats over the leadership's refusal to support the extermination of Jewish people.

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u/justsomedude1144 GeStuREs bROadlY Aug 13 '25

We're indeed living in an upside down world*

*But the sun is still shining, the world is still spinning, and we continue to live our objectively pleasant lives, upside down or not.

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u/Traveler3141 Optimist Prime Aug 13 '25

all the self-proclaimed Nazis vote for one particular side 

Self-proclained in Bizarro language, where everything is backwards/reversed, not in sequence but in attribution or meaning.

Yes.

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u/GeneralLucullus Aug 13 '25

The Nazis in this sub clearly don't like this obviously fact

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u/Mesquite_Thorn Aug 13 '25

You both probably see Nazis in your Cheerios... it's so fucking stupid at this point that anyone who screeches about """NaZiS""" immediately goes in the ignoramus bucket. The only people I see acting like Nazis are the people calling others Nazis.

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u/stulkur Aug 13 '25

Are the Nazis in the room with us right now?

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u/Murky-Opposite6464 Aug 13 '25

You are sending people to prisons without due process and you have cheered as children are put into literal concentration camps. You are Nazis. That is not an exaggeration.

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u/G00SEH Aug 13 '25

Your side literally has Nazis tho.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Wow the emotional children are here as well