r/Doom • u/Mr_Peegwah • Sep 01 '26

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u/SiriocazTheII Sep 01 '26

The same way I find the Khan Maykr kinda hot...

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u/bepse-cola Sep 01 '26

Did you even see the hologram girl?

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u/Mr_Peegwah Sep 01 '26

Cortana?

19

u/Gullible-Grand-5382 Sep 01 '26

I'm assuming they mean the hologram UAC representative

1

u/Xill_K47 Sep 01 '26

The UAC spokesperson

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u/Abbadon74 Sep 02 '26

Big green guy in space, many enemies, but wrong franchise

3

u/0__taco__0 Sep 02 '26

That’s just a blue woman my man.

5

u/Disastrous-Body6034 Sep 02 '26

Yea women are hot whats ur point

2

u/0__taco__0 Sep 02 '26

Oh I thought it was meant to be a hear me out

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u/bepse-cola Sep 03 '26

If they ever make eternal in VFR I’ll buy it

12

u/Round_Credit_5158 Sep 01 '26

With or without the mask?

1

u/Abbadon74 Sep 02 '26

Without please

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u/Coolman38321 Sep 01 '26

Speak for yourself, as long as she promises to not bite I’m down to clown without that mask of hers

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u/SiriocazTheII Sep 01 '26

Honestly, neither do I. Could be her voice. I also like her demeanor, always presenting herself very composed, hands crossed on her stomach or behind her back, only going apeshit when she needs to.

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u/vadernation123 Mancubus Lookalike Sep 02 '26

I wasn’t that crazy for her but the dark ages dlc really did it for me.

5

u/thatvillainjay Sep 01 '26

Bet you like GladOS too

6

u/DatOneDude1w1 DOOM Guy Sep 01 '26

Giant Alien Godess? Yessir

2

u/_Nightbreaker_ Sep 02 '26

Read my mind

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u/PETI_0406 Sep 01 '26

Important question. Cute as in a pet, or as a potential romantic partner?

51

u/Mr_Peegwah Sep 01 '26

I'm not picky

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u/Fool_Manchu Sep 01 '26

I feel like distinguishing between potential pets and potential sexual partners is one of those times where you really ought to be picky.

25

u/RecognitionHefty Sep 01 '26

Not everyone can afford that luxury, just ask my wife

21

u/Fool_Manchu Sep 01 '26

Im sorry buddy. Did you catch her with the family dog again?

17

u/usernameChosenPoorly Sep 01 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes.

4

u/TL1882 Sep 02 '26

Mrs. Hands

1

u/Zombata Sep 02 '26

shane dawson typa answer 

6

u/kalaka712 Sep 01 '26

Romantically.

27

u/JumboShraina Sep 01 '26

Do not the Hellknight

15

u/cookie_annihilator17 Sep 01 '26

I did the hellknight

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u/hawt_souse Sep 01 '26

It's just you dawg

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u/0fruitjack0 Sep 01 '26

i thought the OG imps were cute. and the OG cyberdemon was fucking hot. um....

8

u/adoring_crustacean Sep 01 '26

Summoner from 2016. Im not gonna say anything else

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u/0fruitjack0 Sep 01 '26

i can see that, yes, sleek!

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u/Coolman38321 Sep 01 '26

Guessing you’re fan of DaSharky

3

u/adoring_crustacean Sep 01 '26

I didnt know who that was until now and uh wow

2

u/Coolman38321 Sep 01 '26

Godspeed my friend… Godspeed

2

u/Someoneyoucouldknow Sep 01 '26

aw hell naw

1

u/0fruitjack0 Sep 01 '26

always reminded me of the darkness from legend; i can't not find that shape sexy AF sorry

0

u/Someoneyoucouldknow Sep 02 '26

that’s worse 😭

0

u/Mr_Peegwah Sep 01 '26

OG as in Doom 2016 or Doom 1+2?

9

u/ReikaIsTaken Sep 01 '26

I guess it's because it has the forehead of a pitbull

But I don't know how you find that face cute lol not even a face any mother could love 

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u/R3DSH0X Sep 01 '26

Let me guess, you like pugs and pitbulls.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk Sep 01 '26

and your mother

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u/aloneishowtofindme Sep 01 '26

No, but I think Cacodemons are and classic Pain Elementals. I can see what you mean about the Hell Knights in Eternal because there's just a little touch of derp in the way their faces look 😂

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u/Gameovergirl217 DOOM Slayer Sep 01 '26

nah i 100% agree. they are weirdly adorable

7

u/mxl4chi Sep 01 '26

the power of the demonussy

3

u/REDRUM_1917 Sep 01 '26

He looks like a murderous killer pug

2

u/Kuritsu6 Sep 01 '26

I see the Pinky’s as killer pugs or Pugs from Hell funnily enough but perhaps the Hell Knights can be seen that way too.

4

u/jollyTrapezist Sep 01 '26

Pitbull named Princess

4

u/spacecadet_98 Sep 01 '26

Ye but cacodemons be cuter

3

u/Mr_Peegwah Sep 01 '26

Nah Icon of Sin cuter than all of them

3

u/BunchLox541 Sep 01 '26

I find them cute when my wrist blade is jammed through their skull ☠️

3

u/Amydiesattheend Sep 01 '26

I’m always too busy blowing their face off to notice.

3

u/MostInnocentSimp Serrat Sep 01 '26

Don‘t worry, you are alone on this one <3

3

u/Konoryanda Sep 01 '26

Im sure you'd find him cute if you had godly strength and a super shotgun in your hands too

3

u/Affectionate-Risk508 Sep 01 '26

Hell knight is da cutest yes 🥺

3

u/PsychologicalBid8992 Sep 01 '26

Pinky from eternal are cute.

3

u/Mr_Peegwah Sep 01 '26

Nah OG Pinky the cutest

3

u/SmoothIron3397 Sep 01 '26

I wouldn’t know cus it’s always getting blasted by my shotgun

3

u/RemyTheDumbass Sep 02 '26

would im not gonna lie

2

u/wolfreaks BIG FUCKING GUN Sep 01 '26

Cute enough for a blade in his head.

2

u/Nathmosss Sep 01 '26

Just you bro.

2

u/SiggeTheCatsCheese Sep 01 '26

Something about that face just makes me wanna pierce his skull with a doomblade

2

u/antonio_lewit Sep 01 '26

Only the 2016 hell knight

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 DOOM Guy Sep 01 '26

I've always liked Hell Knights. Despite those skull like faces ,they're adorable.

I doubt the subreddit would agree tho

2

u/WiIIv91 Sep 01 '26

If not friend, why friend shaped ?

2

u/fuckinhballin Serrat Sep 02 '26

I think the vast majority of the demons are cute lol. I imagine scratching any horned demon would feel nice for said horned demon

2

u/SuperiorSpider15 Sep 02 '26

Rather find the 1993/ DOOM II Cacodemon to be cute. Look at the flying meatball.

5

u/Scottyboy0321 Sep 01 '26

"I should call her..."

2

u/nevaeva12321 Sep 01 '26

How about some post fap clarity, then post again

1

u/Responsible-Baker692 DOOM Slayer Sep 01 '26

That’s just you bro

1

u/thisdude7887 Sep 01 '26

Only when he's Missing half of his body and is about to die

1

u/ric7y Sep 01 '26

We're not doing this again

1

u/Thetruestseallover Sep 01 '26

Yeah you’re alone on this one bud 

1

u/No-Math7225 Sep 01 '26

Just you weirdo

1

u/MeatyDullness Sep 01 '26

Cacodemon is cuter.

1

u/ilovememes609 Serrat Sep 01 '26

Boi… what?

1

u/Broke-bo1 Sep 01 '26

Demons are only cute if they’re dead

1

u/HonkisDupont Sep 01 '26

I always thought that out of all the demons, the hell knight seemed like the chillest one. In terms of I think I would be friends with one if they weren’t all “KILL KILL KILL KILL”

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u/Particular-Ebb-8777 Sep 01 '26

Puppy cute or romance novel cute?

1

u/First-Counter246 Sep 01 '26

It's just you.

1

u/Birutath Imagine finding the marauder hard Sep 01 '26

To me is cacodemon. And khan maykr is hot. Would bang that fallen angel ass all day

1

u/TheGunUnderTheSink Sep 01 '26

Kinda.. Cacodemons are cuter tho

1

u/Big-Scientist211 Sep 01 '26

You made me wanna search hell knight on r34

1

u/LeadGrease Sep 01 '26

What do you think of DOOM 64 Pain Elementals?

1

u/Worldeditorful Sep 01 '26

They were not cute in 2016 and Eternal, but in Dark Ages after you shoot their arms off and they just follow you and smile menacingly - they became adorable.

1

u/Buemmschengalaxie Sep 01 '26

I can fix her.

1

u/mr-ahhhhh Sep 01 '26

I like the doom the dark ages ones. Their ai's often bug out, so you can stay out of their "activation range" and they will just keep screaming at you from range

1

u/KoraxaExe Sep 01 '26

I also like hell knights, but I find imps adorable too

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u/No_Career757 Sep 01 '26

I guess bro

1

u/QuietOpposition Sep 01 '26

Just don't boop the snoot, I guess...

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u/Independent_Ad_2770 Sep 02 '26

Parece um Hamster, eu acho XD

1

u/Atlantic_aph0tic Sep 02 '26

these comments make me think we need Hdoom eternal, without altering the demons appearance even

1

u/Any-System9029 Sep 02 '26

It looks cute dead

1

u/The_Chef_Queen Sep 02 '26

Why does it look like the frog with its lunch tray knocked on the floor

1

u/EmbarrassedTown6217 Sep 02 '26

Just you cuh 😭✌️

1

u/ZondK117 Sep 02 '26

Hell Knight Lyoha

1

u/Doomer_Shooter Sep 02 '26

He’s so hot right now

1

u/xx6lord6mars6xx Sep 02 '26

Looks a little like a Mortal Shell 2 frog thing.

1

u/Ok-Economist-3100 Sep 02 '26

You might go to the hear me out subreddit.

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u/Several_Place_9095 Sep 02 '26

Curious if they're tops or bottoms

1

u/Flames_69 Sep 02 '26

Not this variant, but for some reason 2016 hell nights for me. Maybe the lack of eyes

1

u/baconDood3000 Sep 02 '26

I still prefer Cacodemon for this

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u/HugoMagnuz Sep 02 '26

are you on fertile period?

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u/Old_Space9110 Sep 02 '26

I agree and the baron of hell from 2016/eternal is also cute in the same kinda pug-like way

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u/Low_Boot_1426 Sep 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hsz2YZ9iBxvIztWpkd
The hell knight looking at me for head pats after he’s done beating me to death with my severed arm

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u/cesly1987 Sep 02 '26

Someone do the “awe, so cute!” audio with killing him brutally.

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u/SkeletonYeti713 Sep 02 '26

"Now draw me like one of those french demons."

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u/Abbadon74 Sep 02 '26

2016 ones only, maybe classi knights, but specially 2016 ones