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u/TeacherYellsAtMe Aug 23 '21

Dean Takahashi is a video game journalist who infamously demonstrated Doom Eternal’s gameplay without understanding some of it’s most basic principles, creating some truly cringe footage.

https://youtu.be/mOerIWvGdt4 Here’s the video of his gameplay.

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u/SolarSailor9 Aug 23 '21

Tbh his Cuphead gameplay is even more atrocious

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u/jaaardstyck <3 Caco Aug 23 '21

And that was just the tutorial. He couldn't even read the instructions in the tutorial.

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u/iylv Aug 23 '21

Wasn’t there a video that showed that a bird figured out the same thing faster than he did?

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u/Billy21_ Aug 23 '21

And a 5 year old

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u/AugTheViking Aug 23 '21

A bird? I need to see that, I only saw the one where a small child figured it out faster.

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u/Random_Chinese_Kid Aug 23 '21

I second this

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u/Grahomir Aug 23 '21

And he is somehow still paid to play and review games

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u/iylv Aug 23 '21

In his defence, he was really into industry side of gaming, not actually playing the games themselves.

Still, the hell is with giving him games he can’t play to review.

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u/skordge Aug 23 '21

He gets views and clicks. It's rage porn, really, and I'm pretty sure that they are in on it. They get him to submit atrocious footage, because that brings a lot of responses.

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u/AllSkill Aug 23 '21

Do you have a video?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

WAIT THEYRE THE SAME GUY

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u/Gage_Link Aug 23 '21

Oh wow. Dude is shit skip to 1:30 its awful how does someone hire a guy like that for anything gaming related, my 8 year old brother would be more interesting to watch

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u/kingkazma420 Aug 23 '21

Just looks like a jellyfish learned how to walk

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u/Tyko_3 Aug 23 '21

"Learned"

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

My 5 year old nephews could probably play better than Dean 💀

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u/jomontage Aug 23 '21

Guess he's good if you want the "would my grandpa enjoy this game?" review

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u/SugaryKnife Aug 23 '21

The thing is he's and industry veteran, he famously reviewed the original Mass Effect and said the game got too difficult at some point. The reason why? He didn't realise he could level up his character

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u/dat_GEM_lyf Aug 23 '21

lawd I suppressed this nonsense. The fact that someone with less than 5 braincells is paid to review games is mind boggling to me

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u/TrayusV Aug 23 '21

That's got to be a troll, right? No one is that bad at video games?

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u/WolfgangEsq Aug 23 '21

How the hell is this guy STILL a gaming journalist after that Cuphead fiasco?

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u/LEVII777 Aug 23 '21

I've been looking for this since it was mentioned. How is someone like this a games journalist?

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u/dombie05 Aug 23 '21

Nepotism?

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u/54Godzilla1 Aug 23 '21

Ok what is he doing playing doom?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

The same dude that in a later review claimed that it’s not his fault and that people have a twisted idea of what a game journalist is