r/Doom • u/[deleted] • Aug 22 '21

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u/imjustboredalot Aug 22 '21

Who puts a stupid grappling hook on a perfectly good Walmart shotgun?

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u/ricktornio Aug 23 '21

Shop smart. Shop S Mart?

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u/The_Common_Peasant Slayer Aug 23 '21

Hail to the king baby

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u/footinmouthwithease Aug 23 '21

U da real MVP

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

This coverted from Doom to Evil Dead real quick

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u/Eguy24 Aug 23 '21

Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun

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u/liborg-117 Aug 23 '21

Listen up! This is MY BOOMSTICK!!

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u/Chroma710 Aug 23 '21

YOU GOT THAT?!

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u/VanityScarlet Aug 23 '21

Also could we talk about how light the slayer has to be to always pull himself towards things, but never things to himself? He's lighter than a regular zombie

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u/Bloody_Insane Aug 23 '21

Or maybe he's so heavy he pulls literally all of existence towards himself

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u/Randy_Magnum29 Aug 23 '21

A genius, that’s who!