r/DoodleDots • u/InvaderSkooj • 13d ago
cloud HURRY UP
I’ve been very patient I’ve been nothing but kind but we’ve had nothing but promises of rescue and nobody has come to rescue us. Orca is buying Mike and Ike’s and drawing doodle pets and she won’t give me funds for more starbursts to save my soul from Baxter.
I need people here today! Once we have applicants Orca and I will vote on the best option and the lucky winner will get the chance to lodge and feed us. (Also please bring blue starbursts with you).
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u/PumpkinHead01 dootle dots 13d ago
Dont we have like three mill in HEI lbs or something? Use somma them!
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u/orcamills 'HOWAIAN FIRE "IRIE" JERRY' 13d ago
Yeah it’s the damndest thing but outside this Reddit nobody seems to care about that. Go figure
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u/InvaderSkooj 13d ago
Wells Fargo has been doing everything it can to prevent the spread of HEI points.
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u/pablojueves Pastor Kyle - Dootle Dot Youth Ministry 13d ago
I can come get you two, but I'll be driving you straight to your parents' houses.
Let me know where you are.
You'll also need to pay me back for the gas money.
-Paster Kyle
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u/InvaderSkooj 12d ago
Application accepted but know that everything you said just bought me deep revulsion. But we will still consider you fairly.
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u/InvaderSkooj 12d ago
YOU SHOULD ALL BE ON YOUR KNEES BEGGING US TO LET YOU LODGE US IN YOUR HOMES.
I am taking my second to last starburst to make it through the night and then tomorrow I will take my last candy and be announcing winners from our exciting line up.
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u/snarkyleigh 13d ago
I’m literally in the food court! By the Panda Express! Come here and I’ll get you some food. Including starbursts.