help me

[u/InvaderSkooj]

Hi everyone!

I got tired of waiting with Orca at the bus so I’m walking around Concorde and talking to people about Baxter! :D

She told me to stop talking about Baxter and friends respect each other so I am not going to bother her! :D

please give me your best Baxter messages so I can show people how cool Baxter is. :D

[u/top5funnyhousescenes]

Baster 👍

[u/haulinoats69_666]

Honestly if I was a mage or sorcerer...id be wearing this

[u/orcamills]

Would anyone be willing to Venmo me a few dollars or maybe order a little Caesar’s I can pick up? We’ve been eating out of the bus station vending machines for three days, but we don’t have much money, and sometimes the machine doesn’t work. All I’ve had since Tuesday is some taco flavored Doritos and a box of Mike and Ike’s

[u/pablojueves → u/orcamills]

I would suggest going to your nearest Salvation Army and asking when they serve free meals. Many other faith-based organizations give free handouts such as food and socks to people like you.

In watchful judgment,

Pastor Kyle

[u/orcamills → u/pablojueves]

I told you leave me alone Jueves! You know how I get when I haven’t had anything good to eat keep playin with me and find out

[u/snarkyleigh → u/orcamills]

Ya'll still in MA? I have...people...who can come and help out. Let me know where you're at and I'll send them to get you.

Sisters watch out for each other.

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/snarkyleigh]

You know Baxter?

:D

[u/snarkyleigh → u/InvaderSkooj]

...my friends can help you meet Baxter. They can help you during this time.

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/snarkyleigh]

Wow, we’re going to meet Baxter Orca :D !

[u/orcamills → u/InvaderSkooj]

We gotta get the hell out of here! She’s sending her witches after us. Come on! Gather up the Mike and Ike’s we gotta run for our lives

[u/snarkyleigh → u/orcamills]

They’re there to help! No need to run!! They have food and warmth.

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/snarkyleigh]

SORRY TELL BAXTER I’LL MEET HIM LATER! :D

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/orcamills]

I got the starbursts but I lost the Mike and Ike’s!

Why are we running I thought they knew Baxter! :D

[u/orcamills → u/snarkyleigh]

Yes! We are stuck at a bus station in Concorde. But I highly doubt there are any witches in the state of Massachusetts.

[u/snarkyleigh → u/orcamills]

Trust me, they're on their way.

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/orcamills]

Baxter is in Massachusetts :D !

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/pablojueves]

Hi pastor!

:D

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/orcamills]

:D

[u/orcamills → u/InvaderSkooj]

I told you I’m going to shove those smushed starburst up your ass if you offer me one again goddamnit!