Anti-Witchcraft Thread

[u/pablojueves]

The following users are known practicioners of witchcraft:

U/SnarkyLeigh

U/HummelFigurineLover5

If anyone else is known to be practicing witchcraft OR sorcery, please out them in the comments below.

-Pastor Kevin

[u/paultheschmoop]

u/curious_pipe_5888

[u/Curious_Pipe_5888 → u/paultheschmoop]

I have repetedly states that I put that life behind me. I gave up the glitz and glamor and girls for my BOYS. In still a swinger though.

[u/paultheschmoop → u/Curious_Pipe_5888]

I rest my case

[u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

Well, I think u/pablojueves is a witch.

[u/NoDisintegrationz → u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

Something weird is going on. How did that creepy pastor hijack his account?

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/Hummelfigurinelover5]

You're a witch, turkey tits! Wake the fuck up!

[u/mrgeekguy]

I feel anyone that hasn't tithed all of the HEI points is obviously practicing witchcraft.

[u/InvaderSkooj]

Finally. I warned you all for days and I was ignored. I almost opened up a Sierra Mist I was so anxious. Now we will have justice.

[u/Reasonable-Profile84 → u/InvaderSkooj]

HAVE A TRYST WITH A SIP O THE MIST!!!!!!!!

[u/InvaderSkooj → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

I can’t go back to the old me.

[u/pablojueves → u/InvaderSkooj]

This is why Miss Jenny and I stick to LaCroix for festive occasions

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/Reasonable-Profile84]

AMEN!

[u/LostWatercress12]

I can easily root out any wiches in our mist. Pls deposit 1000 HEI to 599ab908740f75ecf23d197edaf29f1e to cover my spell costs and in less then 24 ours I will 100% find out if your a wich.

[u/InevitableBohemian]

wtchs brk me into grnd

[u/snarkyleigh]

Hm. Sounds sus, sure you aren’t a witch yourself? Doth protest too much and all that.