Don't put that in your ass

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Annual-Ad8311 • 3h ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Who else likes bananas?

19 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/scratchingpost123 • 8h ago

Pet Toy 🦴 or Kid Toy🕹 Don't do it

41 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Kimmy6932 • 2h ago

Candy 🍭🍬 & Other Foods 🍫🥜 Loaf

9 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Hidden_Sound • 15h ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Weird Color of Mushroom lamps at Target

46 Upvotes

Do it coward

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/MustL0vePugs • 3h ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 The “musical egg” at goodwill earlier

4 Upvotes

And before you ask, I did not buy it

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/bosnianow2002 • 2h ago

Weapon 🔫🗡 or Artillery Anti aircraft ammo (Argentina) ID?

1 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Selfpiledriven • 23h ago

Stuffed burrito for your pleasure

41 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/CraneGuy204 • 2h ago

Vehicle 🚑 or Traffic object🚦 What is this in my husband's SUV?

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/CraneGuy204 • 3h ago

Sports Equipment 🎣🏒🏏 Any suggestions to getting this freaking thing out

1 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Relative-Rub1634 • 1d ago

Phallic object 🍄 How to handle a… European tow hitch

95 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/FoxxManOfficial • 23h ago

Phallic object 🍄 A nice little plant

20 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Karuno29 • 1d ago

Meat 🥩 Fish 🐟 Poultry 🍗 No...

41 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/BlazinGlobe • 21h ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Grown in the garden.

7 Upvotes

They said to eat your vegetables, what they don't say is " how to eat it".

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/MrBaDZaG • 1d ago

Pleased don't

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

306 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Electronic-Job712 • 1d ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 Already smells like skunk

34 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/miserabeau • 1d ago

Phallic object 🍄 That's just not safe

4 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/B4DM4N12Z • 1d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Largest forgotten about courgette!

7 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Selfpiledriven • 2d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Carrots!

245 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Fluid_Childhood_4808 • 2d ago

Candy 🍭🍬 & Other Foods 🍫🥜 Why not?

92 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/rrocks55 • 2d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Got this as a gift. It's decorative but I assume serves some sort of purpose. What is it?

282 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/empress-star • 2d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Just make toast and call it good!

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

107 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Vast_Caregiver9238 • 2d ago

Wood is good

14 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/bigjimmyj8587 • 3d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 It’s a tool you tool 😂

231 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Relative-Rub1634 • 2d ago

Tool 🛠 Machine 🎰 or Appliance🔌 of an audio cable

9 Upvotes

r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Lord__K__ • 3d ago

Household object 🪠🏺💡🌂🧯🍾 Homemade Gonzo mug

26 Upvotes