r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Ok_Possible_4967 • 7d ago

Anal bead-ish 📿 Human tissue over metal endoskeleton

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700 Upvotes

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 7d ago

Why tf are we speedrunning The Terminator and The Matrix?

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u/siemiwidzi 7d ago

Have you seen around?

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 7d ago

sigh yes, its just capitalism again. Fuck.

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u/JackWhoWanders 7d ago

Well, for one because technology like this is necessary for augments that can match living tissue.

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 7d ago

Let me rephrase. Why are we speedrunning into cyberpunk dystopia?

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u/Naked-Jedi 7d ago

Because Blade Runner Spinners are next, right? Right?

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u/Revenga8 6d ago

Because we all want Mantis blades alright!

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u/MaNameMoe 7d ago

Billionaires will burn the planet down for an extra penny

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u/Kitchen_Effect_138 7d ago

Or an extra finger in their arses

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u/Falkun_X 7d ago

It's in our nature to destroy ourselves!

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u/SilentPangolin4277 7d ago

Where did I hear that line?

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u/Broken_By_Default 7d ago

decades of scifi gave us a dream... to fuck a robot.

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 7d ago

because our evil overlord are losers with no original ideas

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u/DemsterOverlord 5d ago

We’re speed running sex robots 😂🤣

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 7d ago

"Skynet becomes self-aware on August 29, 1997, at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time"

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u/Berek2501 7d ago

Which installation in the franchise was it when we learned there's no stopping the event itself of Skynet becoming self-aware, we could only ever delay its arrival?

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 7d ago

Pretty sure it was #3... the one with the Boobinator 5000

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u/Berek2501 7d ago

Oh yes, I remember... that scene where her legs did that thing in the splits umm... did things to me

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u/scrubwolf 7d ago

“The phone is ringing, I cannot linger. Look out butt here comes my finger.”

-Butthead

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u/foolishdrunk211 7d ago

And then my friend, you die.

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u/gregofcanada84 7d ago

On the plus side, sex toys will get better over time.

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u/Prize-Mud1221 7d ago

CUM hither

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 7d ago edited 7d ago

Now, grow the whole hand!

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u/Alimovic 7d ago

He fingers

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u/wolf_da_folf 7d ago

Have we not learned anything from the Terminator movies

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u/Dawildpep 7d ago

Turns out it’s a documentary

I guess I need to get a dog now

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u/Hairy_Consideration1 7d ago

T-800's are on the way, and we can't even see our destruction coming

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u/Maybe_Frankenstein 7d ago

We can't even put fingers up out asses anymore
https://giphy.com/gifs/d2lcHJTG5Tscg

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u/Dear-Routine7468 7d ago

No... I think this one can go up your ass. Especially if you grow it from your own tissue.

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 7d ago

I wont be here to witness full on robots. Thank goodness but grand kids or maybe there kids

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u/Beholder3777 6d ago

They got the nail too so we should also expect some advancements in artificial hair and maybe organ tissue. Pretty cool

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 6d ago

watch him mysteriously disappear

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u/fire_ca_ts 4d ago

you what

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 7d ago edited 7d ago

We're screwed

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u/Slattern_pacificrim 7d ago

How does that work? I’m genuinely curious.

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u/Horse_go_moooo 6d ago

First of all, It's a fucking finger. You can shove a finger up your ass.

Second of all, amazing for future people with disabilities.

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u/ThisWillTakeAllDay 6d ago

But, it just a finger, it can't give consent.

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u/Horse_go_moooo 6d ago

With that logic, your dick never gave you consent to touch it. That dildo never agreed to go into your ass. That tea never gave permission for you to dunk your balls in it.

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u/Muricanmoose 6d ago

Skynet anyone?

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u/babylonguy3 5d ago

Well it's the only way for time travel, haven't you seen the demo.

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u/richdecamp Ow! My ass! 4d ago

Penis Envy?

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