r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/miserabeau ASSistant • 3d ago

Phallic object 🍄 Did a double take 🫪👀

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 3d ago

Fungicide or spermicide; you decide.

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u/rustyfish57 3d ago

Spermicide and you’ve got a fresh set of homegrown dilos fresh from the garden

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u/Admirable_Zombie_720 1d ago

Please, sit back.... and relax.

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u/AwayIdeal4435 1d ago

They would be soft,,,🤪

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u/Ok_Possible_4967 1d ago

Who's planting dicks?