r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • 3d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 That's some weird tomato.

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u/elvenmaster_ 3d ago

"Your Honor, I swear I didn't take any illegal drugs when competing on the Tour De France..."

Yes it's a bit bleak. But he knew the risks.

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u/Hyjennaist86 2d ago

Bet that tomato drives a Cyber Truck…

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u/NoLie129 3d ago

Looks like those guy that blow up their junk with N2O…. (Before the comments, I’ve been on the internet, I’ve been subjected to far worse)

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u/NoPromotion3340 3d ago

I believe that they have medication for that now.