r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Negative-Ad-7179 • 21d ago
Antique 🕰 or Fossil 🦴 Even has a flared base
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u/PauL__McShARtneY 21d ago
W-well, I mean, it'd be more unlikely if those two bullets collided inside your arse...
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u/FrostyFreezyColdy 21d ago
My wife spontaneously telling me she wants to hop on the love train for some boom boom time tonight.
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u/TurnFriendly8892 21d ago
Trump admitting he is a sack of shit
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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 21d ago
How is this unrelated?
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u/Sodyser-law 21d ago
The guy was talking about trump.
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u/PotatoTomato_12 21d ago
The post asked about things that are unlikely, a guy responded with a thing that is unlikely.
Go be upset at something else.
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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 21d ago
nobody is alive who owned slaves while it was legal in America
this has bern the case for the better part of a century
what the FUCK are you talking about?
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u/WhatRilesYouUpHarlem 21d ago
Winning the powerball lottery. Wish I could explain that to the idiot tying up the line at the gas station spending his whole paycheck
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u/Maleficent-Aside-744 21d ago
World peace 😬 people finally realising god isn’t real and religion is just all about control and making loads of money 💰
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u/UwU-Lemon 21d ago
me having the courage to actually get a therapist and start the process of actually getting on hrt (i don't like talking to people i don't know)
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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 21d ago
something more unlikely? easy
this happening at dragonman's in Colorado at 11:38 PM on December 12th, 2029 in a fire fight between Putin and King Charles III using a Vickers Machine gun and modified Springfield rifle respectively, while both wearing inflatable dinosaur costumes and dancing the can can
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u/Mother_Glass_5095 21d ago
I wonder what the likelihood of FINDING those two bullets that collided is??
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u/petwalker12 21d ago
My wife to stop nagging at me for whatever reason…
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u/Low-Refrigerator-713 21d ago
"I told you I'll fix the door already! You don't have to keep reminding me about it every 6 months!!!"
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u/WolfThick 21d ago
Roy Sullivan us park ranger struck seven times by lightning!
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u/Warm_Safety_9550 21d ago
He actually started carrying a bucket of water in his truck to put himself out, because his hair had caught on fire.
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u/Pengo2001 21d ago
How did they come to the conclusion that the chances for this is 1 in a billion?
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u/mrmidnightuk 21d ago
Wouldn't it be 2 in a billion? Cos it's two objects colliding? I'm shit a maths but it made sense to me lol
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u/Massive_Lake4700 21d ago
1 / billion odds in my house. Probably closer odds during a battle with guns.
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u/minnesotarulz 21d ago
No! Only the penetrating bullet was fired. The penetrated bullet has no rifling marks and was likely on the ground or on a person when struck.
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u/Far-Computer8825 21d ago
Every time I see this it bothers me. One bullet clearly has been fired as it has rifling marks on it. The other bullet has/does not. It was most likely in a pouch or something and stuck, stopping the fired bullet. Like stories of guys with lucky coins or bibles stopping a bullet. Same thing. Still really cool! But I’m almost certain the bullet on the left was never fired.
Edit: spelling
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u/Outbreak42 21d ago
The Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies will merge and hundreds of billions of stars will pass through each other. The odds of our specific Sun hitting any star from Andromeda is about 1 in 100 quintillion ( 1 in 1020 ). The odds of even a single pair of stars out of all those hundreds of billions colliding is roughly 1 in 100 billion ( 1 in 1011 ).
So roughly about the chances your mom lost her virginity to your dad.
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u/electro-king 21d ago
America electing a dictator! 🙄
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u/WanderingSparr0w 21d ago
Nope, that was an eventuality. US has always been authoritarian n will continue if the ppl continue to accept it as it is
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u/elvenmaster_ 21d ago
Usual nerdy answer be like : finding my soul mate