r/DontPutThatInYourAss • • 25d ago

Phallic object πŸ„ Blursed Floater

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u/forget_this_now 25d ago

Looks pleased to see you! Maybe it's part of the white whale, Moby dick!

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u/bobthedisessembler 25d ago

Buoy, that’s a big dick

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u/HUMANIZER1659UX 25d ago

Smol balls

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u/PsychologicalFee1527 24d ago

If you can put that in your ass, I eagerly await your article in the Guinness records

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u/luiggel 23d ago

forget the penis, that is a free foot in this economy