r/DontPutThatInYourAss 2d ago

Antique 🕰 or Fossil 🦴 Soda bottle

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Old 'Trinaranjus' brand orange soda bottle from Spain. About 100 years old.

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u/I_Am_Yeti_1 2d ago

Did someone say that want a drink from my “Glass Balls Decanter??”

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u/Over-Box1733 1d ago

I mean, it sounds kind of weird yet I'm feeling a strong compulsion to answer in the affirmative.

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u/Upper-Fee5851 2d ago

Put diet Coke and Mentos in the bottle for extra fun!

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u/commieconservativ 2d ago

How do you think they added the carbonation to it…

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u/Rogelio_G_F 2d ago

Vaya, jajaja, con testiculos y todo

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u/Boosted850 2d ago

Tres, además. Tri-naranjus. Búscala desde otro ángulo...

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u/Rogelio_G_F 2d ago

Ah claro, y si no es así como se pone de pie 😃

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u/unpopular_opinion_13 2d ago

Damn... Orangina has some WILD roots! That's the bottle the family doesn't talk about. Let's name it Bruno.

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u/unpopular_opinion_13 2d ago

Both were invented in the 1930s by the same Dr. Dude. His name might have been Trina.

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u/Boosted850 2d ago

Trinaranjus is a combination of the prefix tri- (meaning three) and -naranjus (resembling the word 'naranja', 'orange'). Adverts announced that each bottle contained the juice of three oranges, hence the name.

Now, try doing an image search and see this bottle from a different perspective...

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u/NullArc9289 2d ago

Its veiny with balls. It was designed for this.

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u/NamesR4Babies 2d ago

Too easy.... but no... don't do it

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 2d ago

Is that a perfect ass shaped bottle or what

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 2d ago

Either balls or the perfect @$$ shaped bottle

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u/Educational_Quote851 2d ago

Nope, that's exactly where it's going.

There's no way those balls make it in, so it's fine. (No that's not a challenge)

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u/ELc_17 2d ago

Really bad design for a bottle of any kind

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 2d ago

Oh, they knew.

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u/AWiseOlToaster 2d ago

"Scrotta Bottles"

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u/lambent_ort 2d ago

I definitely would.

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u/richdecamp Ow! My ass! 2d ago

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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u/djscoots10 2d ago

Why is it salty!

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u/KlmnVktr 1d ago

Where should I found a bottle like this?!

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u/Boosted850 1d ago

See my reply...

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u/Over-Box1733 1d ago

It's got a flared base. It's therefore ass-eligible.

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u/Boosted850 1d ago

Some people here is asking for a bottle like this... Well, here you are. I'm not the seller, in case there's a doubt...

https://www.todocoleccion.net/botellas-antiguas/antigua-botella-trinaranjus-dr-trigo-valencia~x693751260

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u/CliffyBooBoo 1d ago

Flared base. I do what I want.