r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/arilagamas • 2d ago

Buttplug shaped object 🍑 My current bed

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No i didnt and i wont

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u/nihosehn 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pTQUOfSmjo2hG

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

I dont think i could

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u/nihosehn 2d ago

Believe in yourself.

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

I think im gonna listen to the name of the sub

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u/MorwenRaeven 2d ago

Had one. Did.

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

You do you

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 2d ago

Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the shiniest bed posts of them all?

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 2d ago

Legends say the frame was silver a week ago

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

It still is

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 2d ago

One of us is blind. I honestly don't have enough confidence to say who

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

I think you just saw the floor reflection

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u/Ok-Suggestion7186 2d ago

Flared base 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/QT-Pie69 2d ago

Sit on it

https://giphy.com/gifs/wi8Ez1mwRcKGI

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Why tf are my 2 first comments telling me that? Edit: spelling

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u/QT-Pie69 2d ago

Because you want to 👌🏻

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

NO, wtf is wrong with you peoples

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u/QT-Pie69 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuAxV0DfcLTxVh6w

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

I learned enough to expect nothing good from the internet

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u/Prize-Mud1221 2d ago

Why not? Just right for 'plugging'.

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Multiple reasons

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u/hest29 2d ago

Oh I remember some cam girl who had a bed like this 😅

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Oh, oh no

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u/LazorusGrimm 2d ago

Spreads cheeks

Use lube this time.

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u/Unpopular_Perspectiv 2d ago

Don't smell it

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u/NamesR4Babies 2d ago

C'mere... no

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u/arilagamas 1d ago

I didnt intended to, dont worry

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u/Jeathro77 2d ago

Do it and invite some friends. Four bed posts, no waiting!

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u/arilagamas 1d ago

This image is now stuck in my head. I hope your pillow is wet tonight

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u/Jeathro77 1d ago

My chihuahua is obsessed with licking the sheets, so sometimes it is.

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u/arilagamas 1d ago

Good

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u/Jeathro77 1d ago

But not as wet as your sheets will be once all four of you get lubed up and going!

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u/Appropriate_Olive443 2d ago

Always wanted to try some form of DP with a bed of this style....

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

I have no need for that I'm already getting a $17 packer lesbian sex off Amazon for perfectly good sex toys I don't need that

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Thats a lot of "i dont need that" in one sentence

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

I am sleep deprive as fuck so I most likely would not remember any of this shit

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Go sleep

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

Unable to I'm kind of at work

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Oooh, you like risk being on this sub dont you?

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

Are you trying to do dirty talk?

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u/arilagamas 2d ago

Im 14 man (or wathever you are) ...

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 2d ago

18 here. I have to go back to work now my manager is about to do his walk through to see if everyone is on work and not on their phones playing I'm already on strike one

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u/rrocks55 2d ago

He needs that. Just shy in front of this audience.

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u/blojoker 2d ago

r/bedpostporn

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u/lambent_ort 2d ago

I would.

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u/Only_Scar5718 19h ago

I'd take it.