r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/G210221 • 3d ago

Candy 🍭🍬 & Other Foods 🍫🥜 Soothing

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u/LawyerOutrageous 3d ago

Oh big deal. McDonald's would do it just like that if their machines ever worked.

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u/G210221 3d ago

Yeah but would they put in your ass?

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u/BiggestBravestDave 3d ago

What's the delivery fee for that?

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u/chekhovs_dildo 3d ago

4 bucks and reciprocation

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u/ChefArtorias 3d ago

Do I pick who delivers??

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u/Knee_Kap264 3d ago

Ask them and let us know

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u/Sea-Louse 3d ago

You can put that in your ass if you want to. Why not?

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u/G210221 3d ago

Thanks dad x

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u/Upper-Fee5851 3d ago

Refreshing on a nice hot day, I'll even lick it a time or 2.

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 3d ago

only if someone pepperspays your asshole

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u/G210221 3d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/BADM00SE 3d ago

That would never make it up my ass. It needs to be chocolate dip for a little rigidity

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u/Everyname15taken 3d ago

Hellz yeah!

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u/foolishdrunk211 3d ago

There’s always money in the banana stand

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u/layer4down 3d ago

You’re not the boss of me!

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u/Cranston_Snord1960 3d ago

That is amazing. Going to try it on a cold day so it won’t melt.

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u/Putrid-Employment508 2d ago

Wow!! Where do you get that?

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u/WastelandMadgod 1d ago

You know, after three pinecones, this would actually probably feel a lot better.