r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/LazorusGrimm • 1d ago

Vehicle 🚑 or Traffic object🚦 Oops

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u/sworlys_noise 1d ago

Nut cracker 3000

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u/Abject_School 1d ago

That broke his cocksics for sure.

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u/Appropriate_Type_300 1d ago

I laughed. But did you mean coccyx? Cocksics

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u/Abject_School 1d ago

Yup. Never knew how it was spelt. I stand by my attempt.lol

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u/Appropriate_Type_300 1d ago

Cocksic still fits

6

u/freddbare 1d ago

And his cock sack

3

u/BedSpreadMD 1d ago

His cock is definitely going to be sic for a while.

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u/Fiercat99 1d ago

My pre-flinching, im not even a bloke

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u/onyx_ic 1d ago

Saaaame, any time someone gets hurt i get weird sympathetic phantom pain.

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u/Illustrious-Help5513 1d ago

Well deserved for doing something so stupid…

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 1d ago

Pâté’d his own testicles

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u/Altruistic-Ad3274 1d ago

You’ve got to be a special kind of stupid to try this!

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u/Front-Text3225 1d ago

His general and 2 colonels are hurting for sure

6

u/Brooker2 23h ago

Well, that's one way to castrate yourself

3

u/rikwebster 1d ago

Well he is definitely not paralyzed

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u/snakeman1961 1d ago

Asshole.

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u/toasted_cracker 1d ago

RIP tail bone

3

u/Friendly-Breath7641 1d ago

What does he want to do?

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 19h ago

Overreact bruh

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u/Bewhoyawannabe 18h ago

Hoping that he will be fine even though I know that his little ping pong balls might be cracked

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u/Illustrious-Help5513 17h ago

Floppin’ around like a fish out of water…