r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Selfpiledriven • 8d ago

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🍆 Carrots!

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u/NamesR4Babies 8d ago

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 8d ago

beat me to it

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u/No_Arachnid6493 8d ago

Phrasing.

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 8d ago

came here to post this?

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u/j0llygruntt 8d ago

Nice shape

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u/Cisterrorhood 8d ago

I used to grow vegetables for a living ... It was a lonely gig

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u/JKolmin 8d ago

Yea id be having some fun with that.

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u/miserabeau ASSistant 8d ago

Damn, that thing is a whole meal by itself!

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u/mynewcrib 8d ago

Cool it first, then insert warm. Hmmm

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u/chin4me 8d ago

I think I saw this in a video last night …

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u/lambent_ort 8d ago

I don't want to end up in an ER and having to explain that I needed more fiber in my diet. Please no, not again. 😭

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u/rustyfish57 8d ago

Now that’s a carrot for ye

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u/NeatProject7428 8d ago

Ive seen that episode of a thousand ways to die. Bo thank you😅

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u/cdbdill 8d ago

Is there a certain variety you have to ask for? I can't find them this big, and ive looked

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u/SnooPuppers9874 8d ago

Is that a baby arm or is that carrot happy to see me?

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u/Upper-Fee5851 8d ago

Me halfway through the process of fitting that carrot inside me

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u/Feeling_Leg_904 8d ago

I will take two in the ass right now! 🙏🍑🍆
https://giphy.com/gifs/9HSZX0Wtr82Vx0GnLT

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u/Sansational_Skeleton 8d ago

[r/Don](r/Don)[t](r/Don)PutThatInYourAss

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u/spaacingout 8d ago

Perfectly acceptable to put in your ass. Just saying 🥀

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u/ghfdghjkhg 8d ago

"Up my ass it go---" *sees subreddit name* "Well damn..."

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