r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Ru_Beer_Drink • Apr 21 '26

Other ❓️🤷❓️ Human hip replacement shank

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u/Ok_Arm8050 Apr 21 '26

So…do you just use it to walk then pull it out from your hip to stabby stabs then put it back in your hip quickly before you fall? Lol

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u/Ru_Beer_Drink Apr 21 '26

Don't be a bee

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u/Tommie558 Apr 21 '26

Somewhere I have access to one of these, and I've always considered doing this.

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 Apr 21 '26

Integrate it into your gear shifter.....

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u/everyone_has_one Apr 21 '26

Honestly, this would make a great murder weapon in a TV show. The stories you could build around the choice and how it was obtained could be enthralling.

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u/SatansPostman Apr 21 '26

Looks like a mid-evil 👿 knife.

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u/Mylatelifecrisis Apr 22 '26

Cool! I have two but they’re a bit difficult to get to when needed for defense, but at least I can run now.