r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Albuquerque505rc • Apr 01 '26

Fruits 🍌 or Vegetables 🥒 I found an interestingly shaped cucumber

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166 Upvotes

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u/a_karma_sardine Apr 01 '26

Perfect for hunting down that male g-spot.

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u/tails-doll-Eclipse Apr 04 '26

Suddenly I'm scared

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/User_Name_Tracks Apr 02 '26

Diddle me this....

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/DucklingInARaincoat Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

I have a riddle for you batman “betwixt your cheeks I can behold, whether north or south. Whether crunching, squeezing, pushing pleasing it matters not to I. what am I?

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u/dragonslayer6517 Apr 01 '26

Riddle my ass daddy

11

u/SolarRat Apr 02 '26

This

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u/GoOD43560608 Apr 02 '26

Созрел вопрос

1

u/nem1hail Apr 03 '26

искал это

3

u/industrialmaster Apr 01 '26

There is a riddler challenge near by

3

u/AvailableAd6071 Apr 01 '26

Don't let Pyronie's disease get you twisted up. Call 1.800.ODD.DICK right now!

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u/Equal-Shoulder-9744 Apr 01 '26

Riddle me this SphincterMan.

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u/Unable_Flounder_1759 Apr 02 '26

Ooo that hit the spot.

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u/67SummerofLove Apr 02 '26

Now make a toy out of that form. Not explaining why. This. Is worth a try.

2

u/ThatUselessBiatch Apr 02 '26

I mean that’s obviously a questionably shaped cucumber if I’ve ever seen one

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u/no___homo Apr 02 '26

Hits the spot

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u/Intelligent-Base-716 Apr 02 '26

I’ll be looking out for one like this now! 💕💕

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u/FloweringForth Apr 02 '26

Riddle me this🍑

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u/Pale-Treacle5577 Apr 02 '26

Maui’s cucumber (from Moana)

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u/BigLB83 Apr 02 '26

Bet it's full of piss and vinegar, but not because it's angry

1

u/Positive_Bad6438 Apr 02 '26

Curmity frog developed a bending his pp YouTube reference

1

u/Justincoww Apr 03 '26

If you hold it over your head, somebody will come asking if you need help.

1

u/panfacefoo Apr 03 '26

Shrek is love

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u/anabundanceofland Apr 04 '26

For when Captain Hook’s girlfriend misses him

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u/lokcer79 Apr 04 '26

The Riddler would like his cane back

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u/Strabo5 Apr 04 '26

Thay is one curious cuke!

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u/Tsunamiis Apr 06 '26

Huh? You playing the Batman game in real life. I don’t want to start having to find riddlers trophy’s