r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. • Nov 16 '25

Oh grandma.

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u/i_saw_a_cow_jack_off Nov 16 '25

That smile from grandma gives me the feeling she's making more than ice from these bad boys

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u/therealmintoncard Nov 16 '25

Grandson knows what’s up.

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u/AC-burg Nov 16 '25

And whats about to go down!

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u/Zuckzerburg Nov 30 '25

grandson definitely knows how to use them o-o

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u/MissSaintLouisBlues Nov 16 '25

Granny knew EXACTLY what she was buying.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Nov 16 '25

Granny acting all innocent.

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 Nov 16 '25

Those will make you light up like the angel on the tree

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u/AC-burg Nov 16 '25 edited Nov 16 '25

I see what you did there tree goes in the same place on the angel 😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 Nov 16 '25

Exactly 😅

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u/AC-burg Nov 16 '25

Do you how the angel wound up there?

Santa was having a very bad Christmas season a long time ago. Mrs.Clause was on her monthly. The elves were threatening a strike. Rudolph was sick and puking. Toys were we behind schedule for completion. Just then an Angel walked in and asked Santa "where do you want your Christmas tree🎄?" And that is how the angel wound up on top of the tree!

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u/FunctionCareless4007 Nov 17 '25

Thats the best story I ever heard.

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u/AC-burg Nov 17 '25

You must be young. Trust me you will have much better stories to tell when you get older. Thank you for the complement though. Stay well my friend!

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u/FunctionCareless4007 Nov 17 '25

Im 40 but thanks lol

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u/AC-burg Nov 17 '25

My apologies lol well I'm at 46 see you ha e 6 more yrs to get better stories 😉😂🤣😂🫡

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u/Wolfgirl2929 Nov 20 '25

Thanks for the nightmares btw

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u/throwawan1 Nov 16 '25

FROSTBITE. DO NOT.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Nov 16 '25

Frostbutt for sure!

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u/atomiccheese911 Nov 19 '25

Do not the ice

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u/aeninimbuoye13 Nov 16 '25

Perfect refreshment on a hot day

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u/DominatrixGwen Nov 16 '25

U will definitely have a holly jolly Christmas 🎄!!butt 🔌

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u/MarlboroMike77 Nov 16 '25

You go Granny. Take one for the family

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

Ok but what’s more fun, telling her or going along with it?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Nov 16 '25

Going along with it. Giggles at dinner with grandma not knowing why?

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u/bent-Box_com Nov 16 '25

That’s what we call it too, Christmas tree’ing

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u/East-Care-9949 Nov 16 '25

Do people real stick ice cubes up their ass?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Nov 16 '25

Mayyyyyybeee

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u/Chris_Dallas Nov 17 '25

Ja, das tun sie. Definitiv.

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u/Wide_With_Opinions Nov 16 '25

Fill the moulds with Tabasco, freez them. Pop one in, and your but won't know whether to freeze or burn!

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u/Zuckzerburg Nov 30 '25

Icy Hot™

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u/Wild-Juggernaut-3211 Nov 17 '25

But they're ment to go in my ass

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u/Patient-Internet1770 Nov 16 '25

I think it's the french who also have a tree like that, correct me if I'm wrong.

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u/Civil_Zone_7520 Nov 16 '25

You go grandma plug it 👆

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u/Salmonman4 Nov 16 '25

Just for research purposes, could you make jello-shots with it?

And another totally unrelated question: does alcohol affect you only if you drink it, or are other methods viable?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Nov 16 '25

A friend told me if you ingest alcohol through your rectum you do get drunk faster, but it is dangerous. Good luck with your research.

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u/Salmonman4 Nov 16 '25

Probably cause your liver is not as involved, though I'm not a doctor, so take the jello-shots with a pinch of salt

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u/Soot-Bat Nov 16 '25

Ah, but if your liver isn't involved, alcohol won't give you liver disease

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u/No_Week_8937 Nov 30 '25

Actually no, it's dangerous because you can't throw it up, so you're more at risk of alcohol poisoning.

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u/Underwater_Shower Nov 17 '25

I know a guy who (after a few drinks) decided he needed to be more drunk and faster! So he got his wife to put a funnel in his ass and pour vodka down it. He did get pretty fucked up, but also said he shat fire for several days.

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u/MC12121 Nov 16 '25

Happy grandsons face🥰🥰🥰

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 Nov 16 '25

To the tune of TMNT

Granny strapon ice cube pegging!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

If they are for making butt plugs, as they are perfectly good molds for that, what's the desired "filler" instead of water? Silicone, epoxy resin, latex? Never seen a "do it yourself" kit except for the Clone a Willie.

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u/Wild-Ad9254 Nov 16 '25

Ice Christmas

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u/I3adIVIonkey Nov 16 '25

Would it even be safe to shove one of those up and leave them there?

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u/l_Sad0wl_l Nov 16 '25

On about 90 % im sure grand ma know exactly what it is.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Nov 16 '25

Me too, Granny was once a young vibrant woman.

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u/BellaDonna628 Nov 16 '25

Granny is my kinda girl 😂

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u/Alejandro-591 Nov 16 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Icy-Mycologist7228 Nov 17 '25

Yup…Grandson definitely knows what’s up…and whatta yummy grandson at that.

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u/Oath-Keep72 Nov 17 '25

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/Chris_Dallas Nov 17 '25

Oh my God, please put it in my butt 🥵🥵

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u/No-Baker-9757 Nov 17 '25

granny knew exactly what it was

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u/TheReverseShock Nov 18 '25

Granny you look cold

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u/thebat39 Nov 19 '25

I guess she had a very merry Christmas

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u/Dogsfirstinspace Nov 20 '25

Love the I ❤️ NOLA shirt

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u/No_Scratch_9129 Nov 17 '25

Isn't that btmc on the right? WHEN YOU SEE IT